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happy wednesday. so last night, new hampshire clarified few things for us. first, that donald trump will probably be the republican nominee t donald for 2024. true, thats as much a lock as president biden making up a new word, floating. a donald trump let out a valuable lesson. don dont met national memorial work unless you want to spend >>e benefio get. wait, what was that?t less lets it exactly.on dont give a microphone to someone with dementia. an >> the second lesson that dana peri...

july 4 is going to be our birthday. three years from the big 250 and sadly the perception of the state of the unit, our union, not that great of the people in it, americans. 39% say they are extremely proud of our country. a whopping 48% think americas best days are behind us down from 70% in 2011, that was not too long ago. amazing how relevant the warnings and worries still are from 240 years ago even though we see more patriotic back when our country started. challenge number one, s...

win the granite state. ill get into that with carville. trump won by less than his margin in 2016 when he didnt have white house experience. the polls were off again. his margin far less than the polling he had garnered against haley, for example in the months past and the final weekend. haley had a solid night, her first contest since besting every other guy in the race to make it a two-person clash. before we bring in james, well show you how it went down. >> this is not your typical...

we have lots of news to cover and questions to answer. and so lets get started. supreme disappointment, the conservative-leaning highest court in the land dishing out serious setbacks to affirmative action, lgbtq+ rights, and millions of americans crushed under student loan duct. we are going in-depth on the real world impacts of these rulings in the future of the supreme court. plus, there is a take. the smoking gun that could be the most damaging evidence yet against the twice impeac...

july 4 is going to be our birthday. three years from the big 250 and sadly the perception of the state of the unit, our union, not that great of the people in it, americans. 39% say they are extremely proud of our country. a whopping 48% think americas best days are behind us down from 70% in 2011, that was not too long ago. amazing how relevant the warnings and worries still are from 240 years ago even though we see more patriotic back when our country started. challenge number one, s...

who refuses to sell to gay marriage come in a blow to lgbtq rights. here are tonights headlines. ♪ ♪ a restriction to the power of the biden administration as the president condemns todays ruling. >> i think the court misinterpreted the constitution. todays decision has closed one path. now we are going to pursue another. ♪ ♪ >> a new record for the july 4th holiday. aaa is predicting that nearly 51 million of us in this country will be on the move. >> tsa and airline safety ex...

july 4 is going to be our birthday. three years from the big 250 and sadly the perception of the state of the unit, our union, not that great of the people in it, americans. 39% say they are extremely proud of our country. a whopping 48% think americas best days are behind us down from 70% in 2011, that was not too long ago. amazing how relevant the warnings and worries still are from 240 years ago even though we see more patriotic back when our country started. challenge number one, s...

what is your view? is it the end of humanity or a bit more of a benign force? well, it could be somewhere in between, i would say. i mean, ithink, like a lot of people, so ive toyed around with like the chat bots and things, and things like that, chatgpt. wed actually, wed wrapped on this latest series of black mirror and then, and then the next month chatg pt came out. one of our episodes is quite timely. theres a sort of ai generated imagery thing going on in one of our episodes. but...

>> sandra: as the top of the 2:00 hour on the east coast, a live look at the white house where we are expecting karine jean-pierre will take questions after texas governor greg abbott accuses the president of dereliction of duty. it is a big day for the border. we are watching all of this happening. its happening live. hello, welcome everyone, sandra smith in new york. great to have you here today. >> gillian: good to be with you, gillian turner in for john roberts. a major battle over...

this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. come and take it, that is thenda focus of tonights "angle."he good news from the texas ag, gimp extant today thee do lone star state does not intend to bend to federal agents trying to enter e shall be parked in eagle pass. the agents use the parcy ik is d of a staging ground to process migrants and do other things, migrants crossing into the united states. but texas governor greg abbott released a statement on tuesday accusing bide...