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[applause] greg: all right! now it is just me and you. Happy thursday, everyone. By now you probably saw our great interview with donald trump. Amazing, right? [applause] after the show i felt like a hezbollah fighter, my phone was blowing up. [laughter] it is true, in lebanon thousands of pagers and phones exploded killing dozens of terrorists. We reached out to hezbollah leaders, but they have not returned our calls. President trump was a huge hit on the show last night, my favourite part wa...

Laura: good evening, everyone. Im laura ingraham. This is the ingraham angle. Thank you as always for joining us. My ankle in moments. But first. It if it is one thing the democrats have learned over the past eight years, it is that you can never really count out donald trump. Last night, truck was in new york for a rally and it is official. He is on the offense. In new york, we are going to win new york. [cheers and applause] and if you vote for me, im going to reduce your taxes, produce your c...

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Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president tr...

In which the former president says that comment from Donald Trump and we have had more since then in which he has reassured people and told people he will keep fighting. An image of the moment when Security Services surrounded the suspect has been released. We can show you that now. He was detained in Martin County by the Sheriffs Office on the northbound area of Interstate 95 following an alert which told officers to be on the lookout for this vehicle seen leaving the Golf Course in Palm Beach ...

About the presidency in the us after an attempt on the life of Donald Trump. And Huw Edwards is given a sentence for accessing child abuse. Immigration is high on the agenda in rome. At least 15 people have died as a result of extreme flooding across parts of central and eastern europe. And the epicjapanese tale, shogun, becomes the first foreign Language Tv Series to win the best Drama Award at the emmys. More on some of that in the next few minutes. Now, heres all the latest sport. The head of...

Breaking News Coverage of the apparent Assassination Attempt Kemp hampton former u. S. Presidents, Donald Trump im Anna Coren in hong kong. But a second time in just two months, federal investigators are looking into another apparent attempt on the life of the republican president ial Nominee Donald Trump is safe and was not harmed in Sundays Incident is Golf Club in West Palm Beach, florida, a 58yearold man identified as ryan wisely, ralph has been detained a source says the Fbi Investigation h...

Our viewers, joining us from around the world. Im Max Foster is monday, september the 16th, 9 00 a. M. Here in london, 4 00 a. M. In Palm Beach, florida where federal authorities are investigating an apparent Assassination Attempt on Donald Trump about two months after the former president was shot and injured on the ear at a rally in pennsylvania. Heres what we know so far this hour, a 58yearold man identified as ryan Wesley Routh has been detained a source says the Fbi Investigation is now gon...

News this morning, a second Assassination Attempt on Donald Trumps live, how the Secret Service stop the attack, how they stopped the alleged shooter from escaping, and what theyre learning now about him, which made for a whirlwind day in the Campaign Trail, one that also saw new wild claims about springfield, ohio and a Trump Declaration he shouldnt have low thing. Against Taylor Swift at a huge Award Haul for the show shogun, the Samurai Drama taking home and incredible 18 emmy awards. Who els...

Voters. He will need theres no reason for this. Shes just scotts shes also a lunatic and a huge drag and not the first strike by the way, i think jd vances the first drag on his ticket that was a bad decision. This is the next one. Alright. Se cupp. Thank you so much for being here. Appreciate you. The next hour of news. Cnn new central starts right now released of this suspect connected to the apparent Assassination Attempt of Donald Trump. New photo of the moment that he was taken into custody...