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dystopian nightmare for the redundancy of humanity? will you be laid off in this repurchasing of people or are you relatively late back? look at the tractor, industrial revolution, migration to the towns, agricultural automation, i should say, migration to the towns, the rights of the industrial proletariat, that was a revolution or two. proletariat, that was a revolution ortwo. rishi sunak proletariat, that was a revolution or two. rishi sunak says we need what equals guardrails in pl...

its a time of enormous turmoil. >> shut up in here. >> the 60s are over, dad. >> heres michael at the foul line, a shot on ehlo. good! >> [ laughs ] >> we intend to cover all the news all the time. we wont be signing off until the world ends. >> isnt that special? >> any tool for human expression will bring out both the best and the worst in us, and television has been that. >> they dont pay me enough to deal with animals like this. >> people are no longer embarrassed to admit they wat...

we start injapan, where leaders of some of the worlds most powerful democracies are gathered at the g7 summit. on saturday, the focus has primarily been on one man: volodymyr zelensky. the ukrainian president is in hiroshima, in person. you can seem sitting next to the indian prime minister and other partner countries, and also presidentjoe biden awaiting his meeting with president zelensky and also justin trudeau. many others as part of the g7, including rishi sunak. we will continue ...

if president recep tayyip erdogan should remain in power after 20 years may end in a run—off vote. the islamic party of the incumbent president erdogan is being challenged by a secularist candidate, kemal kilicdaroglu. both men have dismissed the other sides claims to be in the lead. counting has continued throughout the day. this is one of the countrys most critical elections. the country is dealing with soaring inflation, and is still reeling from two earthquakes in february in whi...

>> the crew just said happy hump day. happy hump day, everyone. sorry. sorry. lets get started with five things to know for this wednesday, may 17th. north carolina republicans overriding the governors veto and ban ago borgsz after 12 weeks. this deciding vote cast by a former democratic -- a former democratic state representative who actually campaigned on abortion rights before switching parties last month. also in washington, the white house and house speaker kevin mccarthy are bo...

off a chair. >> did you read his temples boo specs. >> shirley temple. >> when you read her book, you can read between the lines of a enormous scandal that was on scandalized fat. >> she was abused? >> oh, yeah. >> he does not understand chairs . he sits like alec baldwin shoots . to soon, im sorry? apparently hes mad about help mandatory diversity is destroying movies and this weekend on firing line, he slammed the new diversity inclusion requirements for film in order to be considere...

>> you want to invite me in? >> you ever find yourself complaining that there are too many really good shows on tv? >> i feel that needs to be celebrated. >> a new era in television. >> you are so lucky! >> broadcast and cable networks face a growing competitor, online programming. >> it would take a revolution for someone like me to have a career as an actor and a revolution thats -- >> youre right. >> theres a new player in the original content game. >> is it that time? >> this flood...

which means, its time for trump versus cnn. insurrection two. the rematch. >> greg: so last night donald trump did a town hall on cnn and it went over as well as a spelling beefeded by john federer man. how dare you laugh at that. first, the standing "o." >> for president, donald trump. pla [applause] >> greg: we havent seen a welcome that warm since someone came to the view with two cows and a bag of charcoal. what great idea. have a pro-trump audience just to make the heads of whats ...

which means, its time for trump versus cnn. insurrection two. the rematch. >> greg: so last night donald trump did a town hall on cnn and it went over as well as a spelling beefeded by john federer man. how dare you laugh at that. first, the standing "o." >> for president, donald trump. pla [applause] >> greg: we havent seen a welcome that warm since someone came to the view with two cows and a bag of charcoal. what great idea. have a pro-trump audience just to make the heads of whats ...

tonight, television takes a look at itself. >> whats on the idiot box? >> its only an idiot box if an idiot is watching. >> at this period of time will be looked upon as the platinum age. >> our obligation is to entertain. if weve left something to think about, so much the better. >> television should not be just entertainment. >> charges were leveled at the commercial television networks. >> congress has no right to interfere in the media. >> excuse me! >> we have the responsibility t...