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right now, students and staff at uc-davis are on high alert after three stabbing attacks near the campus and two of the victims have died, and search for suspect. more than 11,000 hollywood writers are on strike after their union and studios could not make a deal. what it means for your favorite show. and the u.s. could default on the debt if a deal is not struck by june 1st, will the president and house leader kevin mccarthy make a deal? those stories and more are all coming in r...

you guys are working hard for once. >> the american workplace is our home in many ways. wheres my sandwich? >> we all need a reason to get up in the morning. lutz made us do it! >> no, it was frank! >> the american office is iconic. >> how many people can i fire? >> uh, none -- youre picking a healthcare plan. >> okay, well table that for the time being. >> terrible bosses. >> youve got spunk. >> well, yes. >> i hate spunk! >> and terrible work mates. >> are you kidding? do these not b...

Next. Tonight, a celebration of the First Amendment and the importance of a free press in the United States. Also, jokes, lots of jokes. All the most powerful people in washington except us all in the same room and about to be roasted by the president and a comedian. The white house Correspondents Dinner starts now. Members of the White House Correspondents association, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, here i am. F announcer fora time honore tradition bringing togethers washingtons pe...

jenkins. hi, griff. >> that surge coming in nine days. guess what? its already here. thats why border officials are applauding the fact another 1,500 troops will come down here and assist and transport in an administrative role. when you have these surges, logistics are a big part of getting it under control. lets take you to the sky drone, this is brownsville, ground zero for the surge right now. what youre looking at is cam n monument. the blue and white tent. along the road here, th...

white and affluent drivers are polluting the air breathed by people of color, mr. roth is racked by guilt for how he is driving on the 405 to the valley and its not only growing his carbon footprint, hes fueling other racist outcomes as well. he said i couldnt help but consider my only complicit while reading a new study from usc researches, found that angelinos who drive less tend to be exposed to more pollution. now the argument is that low income communities of color were torn apart...

and. then spend those moneys on sustainability projects that make their donors and their cronies rich. also if freeways are racist, the king of bigots must be president dwight d. eisenhower who commissioned the construction of 41,000 miles of highway in the federal highway act of 1956. i want you to meet the godfather of the environmental justice movement, robert bullard. when we talk about infrastructure in the past. infrastructure like highways and roads. that infrastructure was de...

my mothers journey may not have even begun, if not for brave journalists who chose to chronicle history and real time. and i dont know how to ever repay my mom for what shes done for me and what shes done for so many people in alabama. but just know mama. if a white billionaire call you and offer to buy your house, please sell it. because i might want to become an n f t thank you so much. correspondentsassociation. thank you so much for keith. thank you all so much. good night. youve ...

its part of the pressure that helped to create that type of change. what would have become of my mother and those other protesters of a local journalist wasnt there telling the story? and now is no different. but thankfully, my mothers story was told she got to complete her degree of delta state and continued on the florida a and m and got another degree and then for the last 45 years, has worked at a historically black colleges and educator and administrator and . one of those many bl...

pushing a radical program. the floodgates opened in 2020 when they came up with a bright idea to defund the police. they wanted us to believe take resources away from hot police would make us safer. major cities that embraced the idea found themselves in crime. and no city saw so much of a change in life than portland, oregon. portland jumped to the defunds the police movement in 2020. the council cut its budget by $15 million. in 2020 homicides increased 83% in portland. that trend co...

beautiful spot. so good morning to you, virginia beach. thanks for being with us. were going to get -- i smell a diner -- will: oh, that was a mistake. up at 3 a.m. pete: yep. virginia is beach -- virginia beach. will: hes right, next thing you know, you get a call, can you be here next week? rachel: he loves virginia beach, but he loves texas more. will: i love america. [laughter] weve been talking about robert f. kennedy jr. lately because hes announced hes running for president on t...