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members and 169 fatalities during the now infamous exit from afghanistan didnt really qualify as a chaotic failure at all. thats despite the fact that hundreds of afghans were clinging to the wing of u.s. air craft as it departed afghanistan. despite gunfire sprang into a crowd; despite u.s. troops pulling an infant over barbed wire into safety. brunt chaos? >> im sorry, i just dont buy the whole argument of chaos. for all this talk of chaos, i just didnt see it. it was tough in the fi...

>> kat: okay, really? because everything is kind of rough right now if you ask me. i mean, sometimes the news can feel like depressing story after depressing story. if i want to see that id just flip through my old diary. a former united states president being arrested, a current united states president who cant pronounce the word arrested. deadly storms, inflation, violence, and thats just in the fox and friends green room. the only thing that might be more depressing than the news is...

central television. it means that npfrr is not thate different from the tehran times ,with the exception, ofhappen course, being lessed accurate and more anti-american. yo >> so that happened on tuesday. why are we telling you. chan abt with all the momentous changes underway around the world, whyy would we open a showab with a story about twittergorizing categorizing npr as state media will ? because its true. reaso thats the reason.n. finally, thankfully, somebodyd in authority has t...

cities and towns, this after severe storms ripped across oklahoma and parts of the central u.s. this morning, more than 50,000 without power in the region. at least nine tornadoes touching down in oklahoma and kansas. wind gusts equivalent to a category 3 hurricane about 120 miles an hour battering texas. ahead, the latest on the storms and whats to come. plus, at least two people are dead, three others wounded after a drone attack in ukraine. this as the u.s. is now warning that chi...

there for the moment. and the u.s. is warning china that it is going to face stiff consequences if beijing goes ahead to give weapons including drones and ammunition to russia for the ongoing invasion of ukraine. this is two ukrainian worker were killed amid a fresh wave of russian attacks. and we have the late west the storms overnight. >> at least seven tornadoes touching down in oklahoma. we have ed lavandera in norman which is south of oklahoma city. you been doing a good job this ...

in the development of advanced artificial intelligence, warning it could be a threat to humanity. heres ulrika walked in the door, wearing the same frock as me. i didnt know she had a littlewoods catalogue. tributes to the presenter and entertainer paul ogrady, who has died unexpectedly at the age of 67. the queen consort and the king arrives in germany, at the start of his first foreign visit as monarch. and coming up on the bbc news channel. after scotland stun spain and maintain a p...

died suddenly aged 67. king charles has arrived in germany for his first overseas state visit since succeeding his mother as the british monarch. he and his wife camilla, the queen consort, were greeted with a ceremonial gun salute shortly after their plane landed in berlin. they then travelled on to the brandenburg gate. where there was an official welcome hosted by president frank—walter steinmeier. the landmark was once associated with the countrys division during the cold war, an...

that that she would not be part of the cabinet so i am not sure at this stage if there is a place for her. humza yousaf made it a priority to speak to kate forbes and ash regan as soon as it was announced on monday that he was to be the leader of the snp. we dont know what the conversation with ash regan entailed. ash regan is not here today and she will not form part of this new cabinet with the new six first minister of scotland and the youngest at 37. and also the first muslim first...

we start in germany. king charles has arrived on his first state visit since he succeeded his mother as the british monarch. lets show you the latest pictures — but a warning these contain flashing images. a short time ago king charles and queen consort camilla arrived at bellevue palace in berlin for a state banquet. hosted by the german president. this is now a three—day trip. and it began here in berlin. but this was all supposed to begin in france at the weekend. that leg thoug...

good evening! look at this t—shirt. .. "lil" — dead common!" tributes from the queen consort, among many others, to the entertainer, paul ogrady, whos died at the age, of 67. the scandal of one of police scotlands main control rooms using a dummy system to manipulate response times. and one of the biggest animals ever to walk the earth, the skeleton of a patagotitan dinosaur, soon to appear in london. and coming up in the sport on the bbc news channel: well have the best of the act...