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extremely delay 2024 elijah fisher. but on day one he cannot let go of attacking extremes neither republicans. >> invest in americans and give them opportunity to invest in ourselves, it is working. but unfortunately, extreme republicans, not all that extreme republicans are threatening to undo all this progress. theyre putting our comedy in jeopardy by threatening to refuse to pay americas bills. they want this see a clean energy for china to make us depended on oversea supplies and s...

moment a russian fighter jet at taunton one of our drones before smashing right into it. theres a lot of serious stuff going on right now but what are our leaders are to? kamala is giggling her heart out on liberal late night with stephen colbert, and guess what she thinks the biggest issue is? >> one of the major issues that will define the selection? >> i think it will become as the the president has said, about seeing it through, and building on the momentum that we have achieved th...

montana, but military officials say they have been monitoring it since january 28 over alaska. president biden said he wanted it taken down wednesday, but was advised it was best to wait until you it wasnt over public spaces. im jon scott, now to "one nation." brian: welcome to "one nation." im brian kilmeade. on our show tonight, mike rowe, and mike loftus made sketch comedy funny again. first lets begin here. i want to begin with border fiction. first up the bus to the southern borde...

democrats would agree that our border is wide open. its almost impossible to ignore the unprecedented numbers of migrant encounters. we are averaging 2,450 a day. thats 300,000 known got aways. the amount of drugs seized is more than seized in all of 2019 and 2022 combines. enough to kill he american. yes, thats you. the border crossers evading our own acts up 40% in the del rio sector alone. it makes total sense that the republicans would choose the border as the first place to hold h...

democrats would agree that our border is wide open. its almost impossible to ignore the unprecedented numbers of migrant encounters. we are averaging 2,450 a day. thats 300,000 known got aways. the amount of drugs seized is more than seized in all of 2019 and 2022 combines. enough to kill he american. yes, thats you. the border crossers evading our own acts up 40% in the del rio sector alone. it makes total sense that the republicans would choose the border as the first place to hold h...

hes back in delaware for another weekend of rest and relaxation. we have full coverage of his latest cognitive malfunction. it was pretty bad. thats coming up tonight. also, englands own piers morgan will weigh in on meghan and harry. [applause] the royal couple are reportedly struggling to cope with a cartoon that made fun of them. these are people who say they want privacy, but they show up on oprah, on netflix, they write books. didnt want privacy, they want money. they are just lyi...

democrats would agree that our border is wide open. its almost impossible to ignore the unprecedented numbers of migrant encounters. we are averaging 2,450 a day. thats 300,000 known got aways. the amount of drugs seized is more than seized in all of 2019 and 2022 combines. enough to kill he american. yes, thats you. the border crossers evading our own acts up 40% in the del rio sector alone. it makes total sense that the republicans would choose the border as the first place to hold h...

we are grateful. "the beat" with ari melber starts right now. >> im ari melber. the top story rocking conservative politics and fox news tonight is a huge new leak about this moment in 2020 when fox news accurately reported biden won arizona, which stoked a maga backlash which upended the network, fed the series of journalists -- that fox now is facing potential accountability for, potentially over a billion dollars in lawsuit fines. its also now led to the absolute blockbuster leak to...

—— i have always said nala saved teddys life and that is how i wanted to think about it. and, new official figures show price rises slowed in the uk for a third month in a row but inflation remains near a ao—year high. good morning and welcome to bbc news. first, some breaking news this morning, as two teenagers have been charged with the murder of brianna ghey. this morning cheshire police confirmed two is—year—olds, a girl from warrington and the boy from leigh, were charge...

a major crackdown on migrants crossing the channel in small boats. the uk government is planning to ban them for life — from returning to the uk. we have a special report from the seychelles — the country with the biggest heroin problem in the world. after a century, perfectly preserved at the bottom of the antarctic ocean — lloyds of london locate the insurance policy for shackleton�*s ship the endurance. and — its already won four baftas and been nominated for nine oscars. ...