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derailment in east palestine. >> the last four or five years, people beat a path to california, now you see the state hemorrhaging population. >> people are like, did it hurt? it still hurts. >> the infamous oscar slap. >> not a victim, baby, i will never see me on oprah or gaylecrying. >> ainsley: start with a fox news alert. 35 people under arrest after protest at a state of the art police training facility. >> brian: protesters were throwing rocks and molotov cocktails at officers. ...

friend. were going to speak to, you dont go anywhere, weve got more to discuss later in the show. dont go anywhere. good to see you. >> coming up on a man, the gops house of chaos has a new chief oversight chair, james comer. its been flying under the radar as we pushes. going to exposes double standards. plus, trumps expanding trouble, special counsel jack smith is looking into the presidents legal team including rudy giuliani. its no official, george santos is under investigation. th...

friend. we want to speak to, dont go anywhere. we have a lot more to discuss later on in the show. >> coming up on a man. the gops house of chaos has a new cheap house oversight chair, keynes has been flying under the radar as he pushes conspiracies and political hiccups. no more, we are going to exposes double standards. plus, expanding troubles. special counsel jack smith is now looking into the ex presidents legal team. including rudy giuliani. and it is now official. george santos ...

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. also the latest republican to join the 2020 for race is on a mission to abolish affirmativ action and destroy woke culture. i dont know if you know who he is. he will join us. hes made quite a splash lately. we will introduce you to him. first three weeks now after the disaster in east palestine in ohio and one day after a visit from former president donald trump, he was the first one to go. americas underqualified transportation secretary pothol pete made a trip to ohio. he was de...

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fes reacting against what h we feels inside, which is the steady loss of his power as a man. >> the faster thatthe faster poa recedes, the more franticallys he asserts it. .e is raging against the dying of the light. the ligt >> these last embarrassing decisions are, in fact, hisroes. death throes. >> its sad, really. it is reallunfortunately, whatt fo men also tends to happen to the systems they create. for the last 80 years, our world has been governe0 d by a system formed in the fin...

many similar movements that arae on the way. inevitably, and the few visionaries who have grasped this obvious truth weirdly , have not been welcomed by blue am america. they have been mockeda, they and derided as prophets, always are. >> a fewfe years ago, foro, example, a blue blond woman from montana called rachel dolezal declared that she wanas black because she decided that she was black . blackness was rachel dolezald lived experience, but she was not greeted as liberators. >>t g...

somebody asks you where youre from and you answer, "im from chicago," nobodys going to give you a patronizing response like, "oh, chicagos charming." >> hey, chicago. >> more likely itll be "wow, chicago" or "oh, chicago." theyll be impressed. chicago is the town, a city that doesnt ever have to measure itself against any other city. other places have to measure themselves against it. its big, its outgoing, its tough, its opinionated and everybodys got a story. ♪ i took a walk throug...