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>> i dont know. okay. i have to admit -- i heard youre not happy with shawns performance. >> i wouldnt say that. >> face doesnt say confidence. >> i didnt ask -- >> on the bull -- [laughter] maybe. maybe his performance could be better. [laughter] >> i hung out with shawn and rachel and went to the boot store and outfitted with brand new cowboy boots on that mechanical bull guaranteed increased his performance. by the way thanks. >> who is next? i dont know. we have to find out it is m...

now on bbc news it is time for her talk. there will be a lot of blood in the land and it will be a lot of refugees. we expected that its going to be a pretty, well, long timely operation, and it absolutely goes as planned. this has become much bigger than ukraine versus russia. l we can succeed only and only if we stay united. let me tell you a secret. i had possession of all the chelsea manning information. any method that was made available, i would have taken. _ there was nothing th...

the current president, jair bolsonaro of the far right, faces left—wing former president luiz inacio lula da silva in the deciding round. an immigration centre in southern england has been firebombed. in the last few minutes the suspect is confirmed to have died. in about ten minutes its click, but now on bbc news its time for sportsday. good evening and welcome along to sportsday. coming up, the united centurion. marcus rashfords 100th goalfor centurion. marcus rashfords 100th goal ...

night long and, of course, a little bit later in the show if youre just join us griff jenkins gave out the phone number on tv. so hows that going to get a few checks. jimmy whats your phone look like? are you blowing up? yo i am -- i am so far over my data plan right now. [laughter] like i am on a peter strzok rachel stornlg level remember those fbi weirdoes in texas. this is unbelievable. let me read you some text shall we? these are only the ones i can share on the air because griff ...

♪ to everything turn turn turn ♪ ♪ there is a season turn turn turn ♪ good morning, everyone. poppy is off. we start with sad news to share this morning. legendary singer, song writer david crosby has died. >> such a loss. >> it is. weve been losing a lot of people, especially in the music industry. >> very few people i feel moved as many people for as long as he did. he had such a special career. >> david crosby in his own words about how he would be remembered. but first,...

and the british husband and wife duo whove had more uk christmas number 1 singles than the beatles — meet ladbaby whove bagged the spot for a record fifth time. three people have been killed, and three others are injured, after a gunman opened fire on a street in central paris. the shots were aimed at a kurdish cultural centre and a nearby kurdish cafe. a 69 year old man has been arrested, but the killings have sparked clashes between kurdish protestors and police, with vehicles bein...

Billionaire heiress in memphis. Police confirming a short time ago the body found monday afternoon is that of missing Kindergarten Teacher and mother of two Eliza Fletcher. The suspect in the disappearance is now charged with firstdegree murder. Great to be back with you, john. John good to see you as well, sandra. This is America Reports. Sad news to start us off. Fletcher had been missing since going on a jog early friday morning. Surveillance video shows a man believed to be Cleotha Abston he...

Struggling to actually pay their bills. Legit fear of unemployment being a boom. Yes, two words you never hear together, a boom and unemployment. This all happening with the midterm elections just six weeks away. You can answer my question at home, but let me tell you how the democrats have answered this question in washington. They decide if you cannot beat them, they will take them. If you cannot create them, steal them. No joke. This week the white house and the democrats actually with a stra...

was one of britains most versatile and successful performers. music: theme from murder she wrote. time for a look at the weather. heres nick miller. sunsets and the moon are dominating our photographs here this evening, but you may have notice things changing out there. more persistent rain running across northern ireland and that is heading into western scotland over the next few hours. also, that will introduce rain to north west england and parts of wales. for the midlands, eastern ...

show our dear leader and the best possible light. >> here you have joe biden going right there to the border to see what is going on, so i give them a lot of credit for that. >> visiting the border making sure the conservatives in that area know that he really is listening to their concerns about border security. >> he does seem to be working directly on this issue. >> he is very aware of what is going on in the border, coming down and seeing it has really made a big difference. >> ...