Page 99 - Comedy News Today

end of every night thank you for making this show possible. we are going to be doing these live shows regularly throughout the year and hopefully you can come join us one night we would love to have you. we are going to get to their questions, have you liked the last word, a new segment? its pretty depressing when i got a c- this week, that wasnt fun. were going to to check in with newt gingrich and also be joined by congressman chip roy, leo 2.0 terrell, matt gaetz will be here, laure...

translation: they made this choice to be with their— translation: they made this choice to be with their own _ translation: they made this choice to be with their own people, - translation: they made this choice to be with their own people, with - to be with their own people, with their_ to be with their own people, with their motherland. meanwhile, an attack on a civilian convoy in one of the four annexed regions, zaporizhzhia, leaves at least 23 people dead. 56 years after the disa...

and author shyama perera and martin bentham, home affairs editor of the evening standard. tomorrows front pages, starting with, the daily express leads with banks warning of a house price slump as instability in the market continues. the financial times continues on the same front with pensions, mortgages and the markets and an image of the pm and chancellor in front of a stumbling graph. the daily mail focuses on the moors murders and asks — has the body of keith bennett finally bee...

up welcome to viewers in the uk and around the world. the cop27 climate summit has begun in egypt with an agreement to discuss the possibility of wealthy countries handing money to poorer nations to help them cope with the impact of global warming. until now, developed countries have resisted pressure to put whats referred to as "loss and damage" on the agenda. the conference heard a warning that the past eight years have been the warmest on record. our climate editor justin rowlatt re...

his view of the jewish people who give them a social media platform. sounds great. >> i think he thinks the new elon musk. and the conversations broadly being about hey lets make sure one has a say. the promise i feel like half the time people think that its cancel culture dont realize that no one wants to hear the antisemitism. did not canceling you, the counseling an idea that wasnt already canceled. dont worry its but were not thinking about some viewpoints? its bizarre to me. >> th...

>> i have a tavares and i make use of. what can i say? >> jake, we are just talking about how much we enjoyed your monologue. kanye west is buying parlor. what can go wrong? >> take someone with obvious debility issues and a nasty view of the jewish people and give him a social media platform. sounds great. >> yeah. i think maybe he thinks hes the new elon musk. the conversation just broadly being about, hey, lets make sure everyone has a say. the problem is, i think half the time, peo...

efficient. safe. protected. controlled. a utopian city-state run like a multinational company. welcome to singapore incorporated. ♪ this beautiful world ♪ ♪ felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world ♪ ♪ i felt the rain getting colder ♪ ♪ shchlt ah la la la la ♪ sha la la la ♪ >> singapore. one could be forgiven for thinking its a giant, ultramodern shopping mall. an interconnected, fully wired, air-conditioned nanny state, where ev...

seemingly contradict walkers denial. you should know, msnbcs hasnt independently verify those documents. just for a second, look, if these allegations are true, walkers apoxsee is quite obvious. theres one rule for him, another for everyone else. but it is more than that. republicans response to this walker news illustrates a much deeper cancer that is been factoring the party. that is their religious hypocrisy. i want to pause here for a moment. look, we are not trying to demonize som...

just got his bag. every once in a while big cry go up through the island of miss fit bags with someone saying they have got their stuff and they are on their way home. its still a mess. you still have people who are stranded and cant get home. you have flight staff that cant penetrate this antiquated communication system to let the airlines know that they are available to fly people home. you have got a lot of really tired people and they are just stuck. >> our luggage is missing. its ...

had to retire by the age of sixty five , not sixty seven . some lawmakers were proposing after the age of sixty five , pete said you can3 4 f1 planes. but judge never explained how racial quotas, enforced retirements would improve the reliability of air travel ahead of the holiday travel rush. but he insisted it would definitely help. six months later, this is the state of air travel in the united states , in chicago, and around the country, mountains of luggage with no travelers to cl...