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Would disagree and would say that this poll is neither free nor fair nor transparent. Vladimir putin does not face a major challenge. There are three other candidates on the ballot paper, but his most vocal critics, his fiercest opponents, are either in exile or in prison, which kind of helps you to win what we expect to be a landslide. There have been reports that Public Service workers have been strongly encouraged to come out today on day one of this election, to cast their votes. I mean, the...

Hello, and welcome to unspun world here at the bbc� s headquarters in central london. In this edition is now the moment when the russians turn the tide in ukraine. It is russia making its size and resources count. Its russia that can throw more men at its fight. Haiti, arguably the worlds most ungovernable country, erupts yet again. The Security Forces in haiti are clearly in a situation of disadvantage against these gangs, who now control big sections of the capital, port au prince. And will ...

Live in east jerusalem. The United Nations and the us have expressed concern about israels plans for a military operation in rafah. The city, at the south western edge of gaza, has seen the arrival of hundreds of thousands of palestinians taking refuge from the fighting elsewhere in the strip. The Israeli Military had previously urged civilians to go there but now, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he has approved plans for an assault on hamas militants believed to be based there. The un is...

Good evening. Russians have begun voting in a president ial election which Vladimir Putin is certain to win when the polls close on sunday. There have very unusually been some protests such as this woman pouring dye into a ballot box but President Putin faces no serious opposition, with his rivals dead, in prison or in exile. This report from our russia editor, steve rosenberg. Russias democracy is the best in the world, the kremlin says. And at Polling Station 38 in moscow, we found a choice of...

For the quadruple. It is quite different. If it is always like this, the team up with a Higher Quality shows good attitude, what we did, it will be tricky. Where is the chance . The long time in my life, ive worked for smaller clubs, so you can win games but you need a little bit of help from the apartment, we didnt give any help. We showed at the top, top, top attitude, so it was difficult. Elsewhere, Bayer Leverkusen remarkable unbeaten season goes on but only after a dramatic finish in their ...

At a Funeral Directors in hull that is at the centre of a major police investigation. The National Crime agency has been called in to assist. Detectives have received more than 1,500 calls in the past week from people who have used Legacy Independent Funeral Directors and are now worried about what happened to their relatives� bodies. Danny savage has heard from some of them. This is rita shaw. She died last october after a short illness. Her husband has her ashes at home. I dont know if ive g...

And its time for lenny� s last turn the comedian will present his final comic relief tonight after 39 years. Plus do you fancy more rain . I did not think so, but another wet morning for many. This weekend sunshine at times and hopefully more brightness. Its friday the 15th march. Our main story. Exposure to violent online content is now unavoidable for children in the uk, with many seeing it while still in Primary School, according to a new ofcom report. The regulator is urging social Media C...

A life of Blonde Fragility . Liverpool a life of Blonde Fragility . And Manchester City are inseparable liverpool and Manchester City are inseparable following a thrilling draw at anfield, as where you can clap and Pep Guardiola in what is set to be their final premier League Meeting as where you can clap. A fairly cloud deal on a cloudy day ahead with patchy rain and drizzle but more widespread rain across Northern Ireland and Western Scotland and it is turning warmer this week. All the details...

Latka you took the tongue right out of my mouth. Danny outsiders help us relate as an audience. Penny what are you some kind of nerd . Leonard im not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. Tina fey theyre seeing everything with fresh eyes. Lurch you rang . Jaleel white that dynamic is pretty awesome, its special. Melissa joan hart that confidence really made people feel like they could be ok to be whoever they are, urkel did i do that . Melissa joan hart and i think, if i believe in who i am...

Latka you took the tongue right out of my mouth. Danny outsiders help us relate as an audience. Penny what are you some kind of nerd . Leonard im not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. Tina fey theyre seeing everything with fresh eyes. Lurch you rang . Jaleel white that dynamic is pretty awesome, its special. Melissa joan hart that confidence really made people feel like they could be ok to be whoever they are, urkel did i do that . Melissa joan hart and i think, if i believe in who i am...