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Undecided voters have not been paying close attention. mitt romney has not appeared on a late night show since winning the nomination. he was on kelly and meekal with his wife online. he talked about not wanting to go on "saturday night live" in the secretly recorded remarks where he said the 47%. why do you think he has such a different strategy? >> well, first of all, i dont think romney is as good as obama on comic timing. the other thing is, you know, theres been a lot of gaffes from the rom...

>> hes in incredible shape. >> hes unbelievable. >> he still sings very well. the karaoke scene. >> that was great. >> i mean, if you havent seen "saturday night live" from this past weekend, you need to go back. >> go to hulu and watch it. >> you can watch it on huli, hulu, on apple tv. >> this is an insurance convention, and mick jagger is one of the insurance adjusters sitting there saying im too embarrassed. i couldnt possibly get up there. >> hes, like, thats not mick jagger. theyre all tal...

shes here tonight. also do prosecutors have a case against george zimmerman? ill ask the man who represented dominique strauss-kahn. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. our big story tonight, the raging campaign controversy over osama bin laden. the al qaeda leader has been dead for a year, but the obama campaign the waging it all over again. this is what challenger mitt romney said today. >> even jimmy carter would have given that order. >> i said wed go after bin laden ...

also do prosecutors have a case against george zimmerman? ill ask the man who represented dominique strauss-kahn. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. our big story tonight, the raging campaign controversy over osama bin laden. the al qaeda leader has been dead for a year, but the obama campaign the waging it all over again. this is what challenger mitt romney said today. >> even jimmy carter would have given that order. >> i said wed go after bin laden if i got a clear shot...

and political as she is sexy. shes here tonight. also do prosecutors have a case against george zimmerman? ill ask the man who represented dominique strauss-kahn. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. our big story tonight, the raging campaign controversy over osama bin laden. the al qaeda leader has been dead for a year, but the obama campaign the waging it all over again. this is what challenger mitt romney said today. >> even jimmy carter would have given that order. >> ...

The room they knew they would be targeted. >> clayton: johnnie, did you hear that. >> dave: president, pretty good comic timing, weve heard that. and delivers a joke. who is funnier, the president or jimmy kimmel? you decide. >> mr. president i know you wont be able to laugh at any of the my jokes about the secret service so cover your ears if thats physically possible (laughter) >> i do have a lot of jokes about the secret service, and i told them for $800 i wouldnt tell them, but they only off...

President was really, really funny. >> dave: good comic timing. >> juliet: n.a.t.o. says that three service members have died southern and eastern part of afghanistan. separate bombings killed two soldiers while the third died of non-battle related injuries. officials still have not provided their nationalities or disclosed details at this point. so far this month, 40 coalition members have died in afghanistan. a celebration of the cardinals win over milwaukee turns deadly in st. louis, missouri...

Beautiful, didnt take the bait. >> that was great comic timing, but lets talk about her, because every single time people run for president, we hear about how their wives are their secret weapon, but michelle obama is very popular. >> very popular, more popular than her husband, right, he would love the approval ratings she has. shes popular with women, independents, blue collar women, with latinos, and these are women that can play a key role in the election. its always important for the first ...

newspaper. heres part of the conversation. port authority, we ask you if all is well there. concord yeah, all is well. its only a technical failure. >> port authority, how many people are on board? >> captain, 2, 300. >> port authority, how come so few people? are you on board? >> captain, no, im not on board because the ship is keeling. weve abandoned it. port authority, what? youve abandoned the ship? >> captain, no. what abandon? im here. a judge questions the captain at a closed he...

>> i had just learned justin bieber is my father. >> oh, my god! >> give some credit, good comic timing but also making fun of yourself often. remember bob dole after he got out of the race, so many people came over to his side after he was out because he had that ability to laugh at himself. i think he did a great job yesterday. >> i think he did the best possible. but imagine, the post-game show, dave, the debate is finished and everybody walks to his people. right away, his people said turn a...