COM The Colbert Report December 13, 2013
Occasionally we chist yens have absorbed other seasonal tradition into our own. For example, giftgiving was donted from a roman festival. Christmas trees came from the ancient egyptian custom worshipping the god ra with a palm rush and santa is based on a war lord cringe els the unjolly who laid waste to his enemies in coal fire. He nose like a cheree from the blood of the vanquished whose bodies he buried. So i say, we should stop these atheists by absorbing their festivus tradition like some s...
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