wow, okay, well, first of all they re not called hookers kat so i m correcting you for not correcting jimmy. i ve never used the word hooker i always say sex worker greg: aren t you special? i absolutely am greg: katherine this is my time. secondly, it turns out professional cuddle buddies are a very real thing. i m trying to prove that you re right. the washington post said in 2018, demand is growing, store fronts have opened up in portland, lovely place, and los angeles and numerous web sites and apps now offer on demand snuggle services across the country. so there you go. yes. right in colorado. you re welcome. all a front for hooking. hooking, baby. yeah. no, kat, i ve got to tell you, the price, i got a quote, for about 60 bucks an hour you can hire someone to help you forget about your cold, loveless marriage. but we have to move on. congresswoman, are you there? hey there. what you got for me? earlier you mentioned you had
period greg: let s welcome tonight s guests. when weather comes to new york it has to go through her first, fox news senior meteorologist janice dean. she lets you carry a gun in her restaurant so you can bet the service is prompt. colorado congresswoman lauren boebert. he made the police look so good, they cancelled his show. author of the new book breaking blue, sergeant sean stick larkin. she s down to earth, especially when she s passed out on the street, fox news contributor kat timpf. all right, sean, i have to go to you first. you just recently, you re a recently retired police lieutenant. this is part of a growing trend that s happening everywhere and i would say that the trend actually, actually, you know, hurt your career.
and i m sure as a fire fighter he wears a red hat, right? racist. very offensive greg: exactly congresswoman. let s say you were a congresswoman not in colorado but in portland. what would you do. i think the portland congress men they just let insurrections happen, right? in seattle we allow chaz. it s a peaceful protest because there it s okay. but actually in colorado we ve taken away qualified immunity from our police officers and it s devastating and now they want to do it on a national level in congress, the house passed it and, you know, now the few republicans who stood up to say we re not going to pass this, this legislation for the gold medal for the capitol hill police because they want to use them for their political games and we ve already passed it once, they come by, they rewrite it, add another officer in has nothing to do with january 6th. and then we have officers going to members offices,
President Biden calls everything under the sun infrastructure, but only 6% of his $2.3 trillion so-called infrastructure plan goes to roads and bridges. The rest goes to climate change.
If you re wondering what the parody site looks like, it
does use the same main image as Lauren s official Congressional site (different from her campaign site). Here s what the mobile version of the parody site looks like:
And here s her official Congressional site (note the same image):
The parody site honestly doesn t have that much more on it. It shows a couple Boebert tweets, then has links to some other parody sites of wacky Republican members of Congress and Senators, and says that it s a parody site (which isn t just a talisman where saying it automatically makes it true).
Update: There actually is a bit more on the website that I had missed on first pass: under the blog tab, there are some posts that include a number of images of Boebert. It is extremely unlikely that the copyright to any of those works are held by the US government. It is possible that some are held by Boebert herself (unclear if her Congressional Office would hold the copyright), but we ll get there