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Bizarre contortion that they are in. they dont want to lose republican voters. >> if you are going to say i dont care about the guys moral character, i dont care if you touch women against their consent, because im that much of a believer of the republican party controlling the wheels of government, thats a principled argument, but spare me the sew lily qis, out offensive, how anguished you are. if you are going to support the guy. support the guy. do your thing. >> all these republican elect to...

Polling generally, because its locked up. i really think the iowa campaign is going to come right down to the wire. i have been saying for a while that i thought trump had a pretty good edge and was almost a lock to win it. the change in the campaign over the last three or four weeks and coming at a time when it did, while the early votes are starting to come in, i think there -- i think we could see this thing get close and maybe even go the other way towards clinton so im not sure where its go...

From miami. >> happy new year griff! >> new york city baby. empire state, were feeling it here tonight. you know who else is? who have we got? jesse waters. theres jesse waters and theres his world. >> good job, jesse. >> waters right here. happy 2016. weve got the con torgstortionist back here and the burlap dancer. who knows whats going to happen next. everybody is excited to see kimberly come back here. very jealous she didnt kiss anybody. can you do a little contortion?

Anything? can we see you do a little contortion? im really curious about what you have up your sleeves. any way, we have a lot of crazy stuff. knickerbocker 2016. in the donald trump boxes. we love you. >> shes like bend it like beckham over there. >> good job. good job to everyone. >> lets to go break. well come back and we have a lot more after the break.

>> april, such 0 are the contortion some candidates are willing to go through to get in to the trump camp. >> lawrence, you hit it squarely on the head. this is showing how much donald trump is a factor, whether you like it or not, for ted cruz who seems to be trying to play this traditional unu run for the oval office. being underrated, i consider that being the under dog, that traditional term, the underdog where you get sympathy and staying above the fray, not attacking trump and trying to be...

I was going to take you through every goal. >> thank you. >> back to you, greg. >> joanne, back to the first pitch, the only thing you have ever had to throw out is the box your tv dinner comes in because you are lonely and sad. do you think that has a place in baseball? >> is that supposed to be an andy joke? >> i am oddly hungry. i was supposed to throw out the first pitch. they asked are you an major -- an over6ed contortionist? >> you gave up contortion? >> after you dislocate your shoulder ...

So again, these are not hollow threats. this is a priority and you have people like them taking over the party. and the next supreme court justice will be confirmed by the united states senate where mourdock may have a vote. other races are going to emphasize what the senate is about. i think that is why john mccain did this contortion and then he came around to get in line. he needs this guy to vote for him. you remember the line from the romney ad he will be the 51st to vote. >> for control of...

When the threat of drowning occurs. again, 80% of all rescues from life guards due to rip currents. we expect that threat to continue. not just for today and tomorrow but also into monday. back to you. >> i think, reynolds, that new york city stops providing life guards in places like coney island after the labor day holiday. so no life guards. are they warning people to stay out of the water? >> reporter: absolutely. im not going to make our photo journalist go through contortion but there is a...

Directive that has come down from the secretary of state, has a disproportionate impact on african-americans. we have the data. he knows what the facts are. but it doesnt matter. and mr. price, who is an adviser of our governor, had the pure unadulterated gall to say theyre not going to contort. i guess he believes that the voting rights act was an act of contortion for black americans, that the civil rights act was an act of contortion and that the 14th amendment to the constitution was a conto...

Extraordinary degree. the initial reaction was everything else you say about this, we can say that the obama healthcare law is a tax. the way he handled this, you can hear rick santorum whispering, told you so! he said romney would be the worst republican to go against president obama this is what he was talking about. mitt romney no matter how clear in the argument and campai be flawed in making argument because of the healthcare law. now that the contortion to explain what was different about ...