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Seriously, shut-up. >> wow, i think youre really funny. bob. >> i was having cool ranch myself. those are excellent. many of you hopefully saw my new and best friend willie robinson. do we have a picture of me and willie up there somewhere. >> being your best friend. >> robertson. >> they had their opening show of the new season on wednesday night. excuse me. they had 12 -- >> did you just burp? >> yes. sorry, willie. >> 12 million people watched the show. 12 million record. congratulations, guy...

Seriously, shut-up. >> wow, i think youre really funny. bob. >> i was having cool ranch myself. those are excellent. many of you hopefully saw my new and best friend willie robinson. do we have a picture of me and willie up there somewhere. >> being your best friend. >> robertson. >> they had their opening show of the new season on wednesday night. excuse me. they had 12 -- >> did you just burp? >> yes. sorry, willie. >> 12 million people watched the show. 12 million record. congratulations, guy...

Over the weekend by giving out bags of these, yes, doritos, with little signs on them that say -- what do these signs say, spds -- its call mary do what now, seattle police department, spd will clear up how much weed is actually legal, very healthy for these stoners and bag of cool ranch doritos. >> dont knock stoners, theyre good people. >> what is this world coming to? >> its a little ridiculous. >> honestly. good idea, though. greg. >> these are awesome. the nacho cheese are awesome. >> cool ...

Theyll spin off time magazine. carl icahn has taken 50% stake in the struggling dell. madison avenue appearing to be warming up to the idea of same-sex marriage. like amazons paperweight pad. the company that managed the skywalk at the grand canyon has filed for bankruptcy. not to worry the skywalk will remain open. taco bell fans, the fast food chain announced that it would release its new cool ranch shells a day early. after making a run to the border, fans locked in to the facebook pa...

Free taco around the world? >> steve: i think the crew will clean this up. you can go to your local taco bell. >> gretchen: oh, wow. >> steve: theyll sell you one today. >> brian: happy wednesday with the cool ranch. now to your headlines. in a few hours, trading kicks off on wall street after the dow hit a record yesterday. expecting another one today. it closed at 14,254. beating the previous record from 2007. it sent overseas markets soaring. japans nikkei index jumped 2%. european markets al...

That it wasnt genetics. its not that youre predisposed. its exactly whether you feed them doritss or not. but the problem is once you start feeting them doritos you cant stop. i have this in my office where im saying to some 50-year-old who hasnt exercised in 25 years, get on the treadmill. they look at me with a glazed stare. better to start when theyre children. >> gretchen: by the way, my favorite flavor, cool ranch. i think youre still going to be able to have your gym membership. >> i hope ...

>> thats why i am here. >> you do put the fit in unfit. tucker, what do you make of this? >> it is a drug issue. nobody has had flaming hot cheetoes who wasnt high. so if you are looking to eradicate -- im kidding where you find the flaming hot cheetoes you find marijuana. that connection is absolute and always. >> what makes the snack any different from cool ranch doritos? will they be next? >> cool ranch is my fave. >> and you dont get fingerprints. >> and this whole uh addicted thing. i decid...

>> thats why i am here. >> you do put the fit in unfit. tucker, what do you make of this? >> it is a drug issue. nobody has had flaming hot cheetoes who wasnt high. so if you are looking to eradicate -- im kidding where you find the flaming hot cheetoes you find marijuana. that connection is absolute and always. >> what makes the snack any different from cool ranch doritos? will they be next? >> cool ranch is my fave. >> and you dont get fingerprints. >> and this whole uh addicted thing. i decid...

Shells. taco bell calls it the biggest profit launch in history. we call it pure genius. in case you thought the news could not get any more wonderful. cool ranch comes out in the fall. cool critters now. and a lost piglet wandering around a hotel in hawaii. it happened last week in honolulu. guests spotted a pig in a lobby and called the humane society. caring for the five week old until its a little bit longer. officials say it can plan to put it up for aloption soon. this piggy is about to ge...

That hurts me. >> he tried. he tried to sing the boss. one last note for you, if you love doritos, today is a sad day. we learned that arch west who invented the dorito passed away at 97. more importantly we learned his family, im not making this up, will shower his casket not with flower bus did or rewers but do. west was on a family vacation in 1964, he bought his first bag of toastedt toasted tortillas at a shack, he pitched the chip to frito-lay. there is no finer dorito of all time other th...