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From the jibes of Ant and Dec to the rise of Nadhim Zahawi, it's been a strange and busy 12 months.

Vienna Skye came under fire after jokingly placing campaign signs for herself over her hometown.

DOMINIC LAWSON: Some of those Insulate Britain climate-change protesters, whose motorway sit-downs are as infuriating as they are pointless, have been exposed as hypocrites.

The actor’s ‘ocean warrior’ spouse does what wives do each day, so why the huge praise?

Gyles Brandreth and Susie Dent seen in their last meeting in February 2020 With hugging between friends and loved ones allowed once again from May 17, The Telegraph has asked some of the UKs best loved celebrities and public figures who they plan to hug.  Tell us yours in the comments section below. Celebrities Joanna Lumley, actress, "I shall be hugging literally everyone I can get my hands on. I shall snatch babies from their mothers, and lean over zimmer frames: I shall hug girls at the ...

Patrick Van Emst / ANP / AFP / Getty Read more People dance during a party to celebrate the end of the curfew, as Belgium reopens their outdoor spaces, including terraces of bars and restaurants, after closing down for months due to the coronavirus pandemic, in central Brussels, Belgium, on May 8, 2021. # Count Binface, a mayoral candidate, poses for photos after the Mayor of London Sadiq Khan (not pictured) was re-elec...

Advertisement A dizzying range of joke candidates left voters so baffled a record number of ballots were rejected in this months London mayoral election. Around 114,000 ballots were spoilt after the first round of voting because the 20 candidates packed onto a sheet of A4 paper confused voters into either accidentally ticking the first-choice column twice or choosing too many contenders. Labour candidate Sadiq Khan went on to secure victory in the May 6 election and has been awarded a second te...

Closing in on my two week post-vaccine period. Throughout, I had weird stuff with aches and tiredness and sleep problems… which is not different from the PAST YEAR so what the hey. Also, my new career plan (my old one is as dead as TFG’s brain) is perking along with a Patreon Podcast, Behind the Blogs! I also have free episodes for the curious. :) AND share our joy! We are delighted in Rhiannon, our Pandemic kitten, but Mr Way of Cats lost his Heart Cat last year, and this gap needs to be ...

Laurence Fox accuses Met Police thugs of harassment and making his children cry after officers visited his home over reports of a party... but he says he only had his father round for dinner and suggests force focus on knife crime Laurence Fox has accused Metropolitan Police thugs of harassing him and making his children cry   Reclaim Party leader claimed officers turned up at his London home yesterday amid reports of a party Fox insisted he only had his father round for dinner outside, which...

It shouldnt be a shock to the Left-wing media that people vote Tory The broadcast media and the cultural elite continue to exist in an echo chamber detached from the public 10 May 2021 • 6:00am I think Boris can safely re-tile the kitchen now. Much of the broadcast media was convinced his No 10 makeover would hurt him in last Thursday’s elections: we weren’t far off a Newsnight reconstruction with Lewis Goodall, dressed as Carrie, running around an animated John Lewis with a can of pet...