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Count Binface describes himself as an intergalactic space warrior who is 5,072 years old in Earth years

Thursday's local elections have been pencilled in as a day of peril for Rishi Sunak for so long, it's hard to remember when Tory turbulence - and maybe even a leadership challenge - was not expected after 2 May.

By this weekend, Londoners will know who their next Mayor is, as well as their London Assembly Members.

The top 10 constituencies in Britain where people are most likely to say they dont feel safe are all in Sadiq Khans London, a survey shows.

Ahead of next weeks local elections, Sam Coates writes that, despite the Conservatives being resigned to significant losses, it is Labour who could have the tougher time.

Ahead of next weeks local elections, Sam Coates writes that, despite the Conservatives being resigned to significant losses, it is Labour who could have the tougher time.

Thursday's local elections have been pencilled in as a day of peril for Rishi Sunak for so long, it's hard to remember when Tory turbulence -...

Thursday's local elections have been pencilled in as a day of peril for Rishi Sunak for so long, it's hard to remember when Tory turbulence -...

The self-described intergalactic space warrior is running to be London mayor for the second time on May 2.

Count Binface has vowed to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge if he wins May’s mayoral election. His other flagship policies for the capital include price-capping croissants at £1.10 and granting grade-one listed status to Claudia Winkleman’s fringe. The self-described intergalactic space warrior running in London’s election, who says he is 5,072 years old in Earth years, has also pledged to make Thames Water bosses “take a dip” in the river. The Count, who previously ran...