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Where the hell are all you people "From Away" this winter? Last year you were running around Boothbay Harbor like you owned the place. And technically, that was kinda true. You bought up a lot of property to escape the Pandemic Death Holes you were...

NEW YORK, Feb. 03, 2023 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- FMW Media's New To The Street / Newsmax TV announces the line-up for episode #434, which features the...

Remember that guy Philip from Houston who wrote us a crappy Google review and accused me of writing "WE DO NOT SHIP DOG FOOD" in big red letters on every food product on our website AFTER his order? That was fun. I shall forever call him " Dracula...

Commander Space Nugget urges you to buy a Weiss Walkie from us. Ask Commander Space Nugget himself. His Teddy Bear would pull on his leash all the time. Then he was negotiating The Forbidden Zone with Fleshy-Headed Space Mutants. Teddy saw a Space...

I should probably just walk around my entire conscious day with a bib on. I've got dribbles and other embarrassing stains down the whole front of me. Sometimes those stains go all the way to my shoes. Sometimes I don't notice them for weeks. Thank...

I JUST USED THE WOMEN'S ROOM AT THE NEWAGEN INN AND I AM SHOCKED. It's REVERSE SEXISM that women's restrooms have a little chair, flowers, and don't smell like horse vomit. And for those of you at home, please note the second toy down on the left...

Commander Space Nugget urges you to buy a Weiss Walkie from us. Ask Commander Space Nugget himself. His Teddy Bear would pull on his leash all the time. Then he was negotiating The Forbidden Zone with Fleshy-Headed Space Mutants. Teddy saw a Space...

Lots of you are getting this newsletter because you made the mistake of signing up when you were visiting Boothbay Harbor. Granted, you probably had about a half-gallon of margaritas sloshing around in your gullet along with a dozen oysters, 2...

I should probably just walk around my entire conscious day with a bib on. I've got dribbles and other embarrassing stains down the whole front of me. Sometimes those stains go all the way to my shoes. Sometimes I don't notice them for weeks. Thank...

I JUST USED THE WOMEN'S ROOM AT THE NEWAGEN INN AND I AM SHOCKED. It's REVERSE SEXISM that women's restrooms have a little chair, flowers, and don't smell like horse vomit. And for those of you at home, please note the second toy down on the left...