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Wrong. >> can i jump in here. the focus on edward snowden and particularly to call him a traitor is a tactic to discredit before we even start considering the importance and the magnitude of what he has disclosed about the blanket surveillance of americans phone and internet data. focusing on snowden is an enormous, enormous distraction. >> he made us focus on him, what are you talking about? >> every paper that publishes a story about him has a choice of whether or not to do it. i, for one, we ...

Werent they? all right. >> well, i thought the way chris christie dealt with the letterman issue was troubling. because i felt like he felt like he had to do it. i know for a fact that all those jokes that david letterman cracked and others were not funny to him. and he gets daily tweets that are really, really mean. and i guess this was the only way to deal with it, but i think its a sign of a bigger problem that we really ought to be able to have a conversation about weight that is serious and...

"morning papers." "the wall street journal." billionaire hedge fund manager david einhorn is suing apple over a proposal that would limit the companys ability to return over $130 billion in cash to investors. einhorns investment firms owns about $610 million of apple stock. the proposal is up for a vote at apples annual shareholder meeting later this month. >> im an investor with mr. iron ho einhorn. im glad hes that aggressive. >> i was walking my dog yesterday. i had mittens on. dropped my iph...

We could bring peace. fun fact about the liberty bell that cracked, its an actual crack. >> bob: good to know that, greg. >> greg: the place is crazy. its nuts. >> bob: if i could go back to this. there is very little fraud going on in america. last time around they had 50 instances of it. >> andrea: you dont work in campaigns anymore. >> bob: true. but a lot of ways to get to it. but you cant vote dead anymore. >> greg: that is good. >> andrea: i want to ask dana about the mural. greg gutfeld h...

In these debates on style over substance. substantively, mitt romney is getting a second look. and were talking about the economy, the fiscal cliff. a lot of focus on libya, which well get to in a moment. what do you think romney is doing with this second look? >> i think something big happened in that first debate thats beyond president obama not showing up. and that was that, you know, president obama hasnt really been trying to get elected again. hes been trying to stop mitt romney from getti...

His friends to sleep in abandoned hospital downtown. being alone means being vulnerable. its safer to sleep in groups. the production team of this program gave anthony a disposable video camera to independently record the realities of life as a runaway. he used it to shoot video of the inside of the building where he and his group sleep. >> now were on the second floor. at night it gets very dark. theres no electricity, no plumbing. no real anything, just kind of where we stay. its got a bunch o...

His friends to sleep in abandoned hospital downtown. being alone means being vulnerable. its safer to sleep in groups. the production team of this program gave anthony a disposable video camera to independently record the realities of life as a runaway. he used it to shoot video of the inside of the building where he and his group sleep. >> now were on the second floor. at night it gets very dark. theres no electricity, no plumbing. no real anything, just kind of where we stay. its got a bunch o...

really arent too terribly far apart and the deal can be done by the august 2nd, tuesday deadline. lets listen to the president, this is when he spoke around 10:30 this morning. lets listen. >> good morning, everybody. i want to speak about the ongoing and increasingly urgent efforts to avoid default and reduce our deficit. right now, the house of representatives is still trying to pass a bill that the majority of republicans and democrats in the senate have already said they wont vote ...