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Ready on day one to be commander in chief. >> i got to read this for you. >> sure. >> you talked a lot about president trump. this morning, this is what president trump said about you on fox news, and i quote here, all right? he says, well, i dont know if joe can make it mentally. he is -- hes off. theres no question about it. so i dont know if hes going to make it mentally if he gets through it without cracking up. whats your response? >> mr. president, i can hardly wait. i can hardly wait. you...

>> deval patrick is there and he doesnt have a billion dollars. >> no, he doesnt. i noticed the other day he went down to -- anyway, he went down to moorehouse and had all of these hundreds of seats and no one showed up. so, look, i like deval, i roo ellie do. hes a good guy. hes a solid guy, but i think this is about deciding who is ready on day one to unite this country and demonstrate if they could and, number two, who, in fact, can go in day one and be commander in chief. >> ive got to read ...

That you were able to get to justice ginsburg. you travel with her. youre with her when she works out. you sit with her in her chambers. you of course knew a lot about her going in. what surprised you, though, coming out? >> yeah, you know, we think of this person, and she has this reputation as being a serious-minded, sober, quiet, e a -- reserved judge, and she is that, but shes a lot more. she has a sense of humor. shes quite hilarious. in the film, you see her watching the impression of her ...

>> bye. thank you. >> prosecutors say they investigated that case thoroughly. they say they did not have sufficient evidence to charge. many of the accounts emphasize that weinstein was a powerful and connected businessman, and he aggressively used that power allegedly to intimidate these victims and accusers. his company racking up over 300 oscar nominations working with the biggest stars, and he donated to democratic party leaders. today hillary clinton said she is shocked and appalled in resp...

They are going to pass a package that will likely lower corporate taxes. >> talking about lowering that to 15%. they are going to -- and starting to say that this is a proposal. he feels burnt on the health care beat. >> is it too complicated or are the odds too long? >> president trump doesnt like complicated things. we know from his personal business he doesnt mind racking up debt but lets look at what they are trying to do. to say we are going to solve

Proposal. he feels burnt on the hh care beat. >> is it too complicated or are the odds too long? >> president trump doesnt like complicated things. we know from his personal business he doesnt mind racking up debt but lets look at what they are trying to do. to say we are going to solve things by lowering the corporate tax rate. there is not a direct line by taking corporate tax rate at 35% and moving it to 15%. you not going to have we are suddenly going to create jobs. you already have the maj...

Juan of the marines killed. he graduated from high school in 2012. he had recently take an trip with his mother to disney world. she put out a statement about her son saying this about her son, that he died doing what he loved for his country and also for his family. we also heard from a friend of his who talked about this man who he had known since the fourth grade. >> he was a real genuine guy. i mean, he had a real caring spirit, funny dude. i mean, i know throughout high school, i cant remem...

On television without cracking up. >> pretty much. well get to that in a little bit, and its pretty good. were at day four, as we like to say. almost friday eve. is that what we call it? >> it is friday eve. >> friday eve, everybody. >> we are excited. when friday eve hits, smooth sailing into the weekend. >> its actually your real friday. you are off tomorrow. >> i sure am. >> should we get to it. >> get to it. serious stuff. >> the latest on the boston bombing investigation. three college frie...

they are fighting hard. the president highlighted his accomplishments but cold crowds in both states that there is a lot more work to do. well follow that for you. now the stories youre talking about. selling sex. >> we went to this place to buy condoms and then we went to the hotel. a colombian call girl, telling secrets about the presidents men. is it time to make prostitution legal in the u.s.? i ask an american madame. too many hits. too many questions. >> i say certainly ban...

lets talk about what he gets bailed out. we do know that just about half an hour ago his wife left his home which is located about 20 minutes from now. not sure if thats any sort of indication in terms of whether or not he might be released soon. currently being held on $250,000 bail. if hes able to post bail, don, hell be unvery tight restrictions. hell essentially be under house arrest. hell have to wear an electronic monitoring device while hes under house arrest. in addition to tha...