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The south bronks. i got lucky. most of my white friends are dead or hanging off a scaffolding in 90-degree weather. if you work hard in this country you make it. look at the president and look at michelle obama. lets everybody get past the nonsense. >> i think the people with the magic markers on their face, they forget there is a black president. >> condoleezza rice. lets see, morgan freeman is doing pretty good. >> james dee -- >> kanye west. >> i hear cabdrivers yell out those same names ever...

And she said, i did not. so i asked, you never said you had the winning ticket and she said "i never said that." so, i said, why did you hire an attorney? she said "people were suing me." i said, werent they suing you because you said you had the winning ticket? she said, i never said that. and so it went on, but i know everyone is looking for a silver lining in this story and that is: i have a hat. >>shepard: and it matches your tie. the new pocket square. >>jonathan: this is the head of the wa...

>> microphones, our control booth, sterling take a look at the control booth, always willing to find us in an embarrassing moment there, be aware of that peter you like to sing. >> i do like to sing, but dave is like the master d, the mc dave. >> a rap. >> a good rap name and like a big medallion around his neck. >> yeah, a big clock, a big clock. >> we are going to call him flavor dave, flavor dave. >> davy dave. >> and all right, meanwhile, this is worrisome, im sure for the president and whit...

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>> you cant stop. >> a movement. >> thats it, right? thats the chapt. -- the chant. >> it is funny watching a guy tell elderly people, you cant stop a movement. apparently he hasnt been to the pharmacy because there are lots of things that can stop a movement. >> is that guy trying to be eminem? could they maybe have had caffeine before they do the chant. they are like, [sluring] >> i am not done with johnny five. i want to show you more. >> obviously that is the rap name. >> lets see more of hi...