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[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted vic...

And on that note, i wish you a very good night. From all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, thanks for staying up late with me. I will see you at The End of tomorrow. Vice President Candidate j. D. Vance has a new line he likes to repeat on the campaign trail. You know the big difference between conservatives and liberals . Is that no one has tried to kill Kamala Harris in the last couple of months and two people now have tried to kill Donald Trump in the last couple of months. I...

Special. You are going to have to tune in to watch that. Thank you for joining us tonight. Cnn newsnight with abby phillip starts now gets shelled. Donald trump declares hes done debating there will be no third debate as kamala harris dares him to dance once more, we owe have another debate plus back on the trail, the candidates open up their playbooks for the crucial spread. Also just greatly diminished is there a double standard over the mental acuity of the former president and her rhetoric a...

washington, d.c. im in for nicolle wallace. we begin with the one thing that has consistently haunted the disgraced, twice impeached, four times indicted vice president, something that has time and again kneecaped donald j. trump, in the way his adversaries, even the legal system has struggled to do. were talking about donald trumps own words. today were reminded that words do, in fact, matter, particularly when they are uttered during a deposition under oath. its part of the $370 mill...

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and right to privacy. >> president biden lays out the threats from "maga republicans" when one of several speeches in the final six days until the midterm elections. well look at what the white house and democrats have planned for the final days of the campaign. plus, republican congresswoman liz cheney is crossing party lines, making good on her promise to help defeat election denying members of the gop. also ahead, the man accused of trying to kill nancy pelosis husband makes his...

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Hi everyone, thanks for joining me. Im a mark meadows in for Fredricka Whitfield we begin in the middle east. Were the region or the region is on a razors edge waiting to see how and when you ron will retaliate against israel potentially the us over the killing of Senior Iranian military officials. Now, sources say the us expects iran to carry out a direct attack on israel in the coming days. New today, iran authorities have seized a Container Ship Container Ship near the strait of hormuz. Now, ...