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but house speaker john boehner still slammed the president this morning. he says, quote, todays report shows that families and small businesses are still struggling to get by because of president obamas failed economic policies. could it have been better? well break down the numbers for you in just a few minutes. and president obama has a message for women. im thinking about you. the president spoke just a short time ago, kicking off the white house forum on women and the economy. >>...

>> inmates like david monroe have found a more creative albeit more expensive option in cell cooking. >> i am making roast beef and corned beef tacos and in here, in prison, we have to cook in bags. we get this off the canned goods, take the top off so you can cut. other than that you dont have much to cut with. its a whole lot harder than having a knife. as long as you aint using it as a knife the officers aint -- they understand that you have to cut your meat. i havent eaten anything in the ch...

This is my house. this is my home. this is what i do every day, eight hours a day. >> look at this food right here. look at this food. >> what is this? it. >> this aint cool! this aint good. >> despite having four meal options prepared by inmates, many prisoners attend chow for the social benefits but refuse to eat there. >> supposed to be spaghetti, broccoli salad. and i dont know what this look like, shampoo. i dont know who made this. do i know its safe for my body? i dont know. would you eat...

>> those will fall into dangerous hands. it will be like, i wish i was a woman. bill, the more you drink the more creative you get, but it is usually with your pants. >> yes, and that is the po is nt. for me, drinking is great if you are pitching something. you are telling what you may in the future do and are not doing right now. i am a pretty charming drunk. i think you remember that, no, you dont, you are a roofie. i will absolutely do that. i will never do the actual assignment base nobody d...

the big question today, who won the biggest mega millions lottery jackpot ever? >> we dont know their names but we know the states where the lucky numbers were bought. the winning tickets were sold in maryland, illinois, and kanls kanls. winners will split $650 million. the winning numbers are, 2, 4, 23, 38, 46, and the mega ball, 23. and check your credit and dent card balances. hackers have hit a major company that processes the electronic information gathered each time a customer sw...

>> the american dream. >> paul ryan. >> paul ryan. um, creative. >> rick santorum. >> press secretary. yeah. >> dana: all right. i think for politicians, arguably the hardest program to go on are the comedy programs, especially if its not your strong suit. what do you think? youre a comedic kind of guy. did you like that? >> greg: i feel discomfort when i see a republican do a talk show. they dont make jokes for a living. they make money for a living. they look out of place. they ask him to give...

>> marco rubio. >> the american dream. >> paul ryan? >> paul ryan. >> paul ryan -- creative. >> nikki haley? >> energetic. >> energetic. >> donald trump? >> huge, huge. >> rick santorum. >> press secretary. >> wow. was that meaning his press secretary? >> pressure is on. can you image playing that game. you have to think about every word. >> he was quick on his feet right there. >> speaking of quick on your feet. maria molina is here with a weather update. a lot of eyes on colorado as the out of...

Night. he beat the lakers. finally, rangers captain celebrated his birthday in style. its his 27th goal of the year which came on his 27th birthday. rangers win it 2-1 in ot. thats your first look at sports. now, another look at the weather. here is meteorologist bill karins. cant wait to see the spring outfit you are going to break out. >> an orange suit, i dont have orange. >> pink, maybe. >> i have to get more creative, i think. yesterday was a day you shake your head in areas of northern n...

Started. >> did you ever wonder what your husband did when he was out on the road? >> no. ive been with him several times. we work together. but he does a lot of creative stuff, self-expressive projects. >> speaking of creative, there you are on the crosswalk in times square. i understand you and the naked cowboy actually had kind of a manoff. shootout? >> yeah. >> you won. >> i did. >> now, you have turned these great pictures into a way to raise money for cancer awareness. >> correct. we start...

mitt romney is in maryland today fresh off his decisive win in the illinois primary. halfway to the delegate finish line. hundreds of french police surround an apartment where a gunman remains holed up. hes accused of killing seven people in a series of shootings. authorities say they expect him to give up soon. another strong aftershock in mexico. it measured 5.0 on the richter scale. its the latest of several aftershocks to follow yesterdays 7.4 magnitude earthquake. 500 homes we...