oh, i ought to just stopuple that joke. a couple of lines sooner. yeah, tim, you did. and what happened was. i said the same joke twice. and this is what this is goinggo to push more towards computers and automation because it s cheaper. and it s like i go to a pharmacy i and, like there s a guy behind the counter and i m trying to pay at the counter and he s like, use the automated and say, hey, stupid you directly to the thing that s goingirecting to replacee yeah, i hate those automated checkout things. i don atic chet do them well, but that s how i feel about that. definitely matter me becauser to i m a comic, so it doesn tbecaus reallye yeah, you know, kennedy there s this idea that if you don t supporadt some of this stuff, that you re a , right? this is for minimum wage. you want people to make money, t but really, when you get past that, there actually are a lot of people that are hurt by this stuff. i mean re lot o, you re in californiaa all the time. you ve lived there for a
and that. and i was like, man, this confidenced it feels good.no like, you know what? i m not scared to ask that girl out anymore becauso that ge. this other random person online, that is actually my friendly juss who are they think about maybe they liked me. they you know, they ve given men this confidence. so i went out and i and i asked the girl out. and you know what? so maybe all of this fake and friend stuff can give these the confidence to actually go out and ask them out and funny, funnyut ending to this, too, is is that she rejected me which was. oh yeah yeah. yo so but how long do they wait to tell you that it was them doing it the. ast we i they actually just told meek last week i was going to say because you should get rejected, they can t be like, oh by the way. yeae sht h, yeah, yeah. they took it took a while. it came out last week in ait cag group textro and you know, there have been disinvited for my thanksgiving meal. oh, okan edy all right. you know, tyra s i m
manhood. and we ve got to change that in the education system about. but don t buy the over the hill pills. well, and don t take in sweat pants. yeah. oh, yeah. yep. that s especially not that when you re around your ankle. yep. i kind of have a different. s to i think this needs to happen. you re not a man until2 two things happen when you get your heart broke or you lose all your money likgs happee than you re not a man until you graduate, and yo u have to graduate through one or two things. so spending all their money on crypt gradua2 thingso stuff instead of spending a lot of money on a girl who s not really is only with them becaus onlen she s spending money on them and then she leaves them for his broker friend. that sfo you graduate, you know what i m saying? that s one. so you need thisu need t, you kh and we ll take it with you. if you re spending all your moneif your y, crypto and stuff, that means you re not doing all the ladies anyways. so you as well think if i gete f
like like the duchess of santa barbara. meghan markle whenever i go out, i ve seen it.ople aro so i look down my nose at people, i boss people around and then i tryd th and split up families. but you know, you really can t. you really can unscrew that. u chef rule brings up a great point because whenever t they write these bills in california, like, yeah, we re going to stick it to the may rate a theyn, we re going to stick i to uber and lyft because they re making all this moneftys and mcdonald s are making all this money. righit s like, yeah, s aneo they can afford the raises. they can also afford the innovation and all that stuff. but if you want to kee ip your employees, it s so muchh easier if you re making 15 dollars an hour at a moeasiep restaurant, why wouldn t you go over to mcdonald s and get benefiuldn t yo tot and make 20 hour and then you leave these placesave thes that have alreadn turfed? i mean, they re lucky to still be in business, california, since the pandemic.
daily mail today, and one of the stories was t, women are on an app called juston a baby where they have unprotected with men who don t care about them in hopes get of getting pregnant because they can t afford to go. the traditiona becausel sperm dr route. and then there are guys a facebook likeroute anbook, yl give you a baby in an in-person meet ups. in persononly 300 bucks. so it s a form of like fertilization because men are so busy cracking to fake women. wow. yes. i should feel special that men on the internet offer to fertilize me on a regular basis. it s a big dea s feel l and it d deal. and i would feel good about that. and tell your future children hopefull abouty, daughter about. oh, yeah.id but, you know, i think about whatever kids are.e they re going to be a lot of stuff they re gonna be able to read about me. to about mjim, i got your five. yes. chapter five. jim i feel like a lot of peoplee would think you d be excited about the i girlfriend thing, but i don