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And i mean right now. and then you have one for ron paul, cute, too. ron paul just served up a big platter of shut the "f" up to newt gingrich. never talk about the military to someone who is actually served. dude, you were watching this. you were watching closely. >> yeah. i find these guys to be a well spring of material. >> thank god for that. i always wonder what happens when political season ends for you guys. where you turn. do you turn to newscasters and make fun of them? >> no, no. you n...

new head coach. some call him an outsider. others say, you know what? maybe thats not such a bad thing. were going to tell you the coming to jesus moment they had with the outcider. >> we have an over the counter drug recall to tell you about this morning. painkiller and many other drugs that you have in medicine cabinets. >> and did you hear the one about tim tebow? im kidding. did you hear this one? holy moly! and i stress the holy! is it divine intervention? whats this guy got that ...

Nobody drinks. nobody does drugs. nobody in my whole family. so im a [ bleep ] up. >> youre adjusting to life in g dorm? im adjusting, yeah. because i have someone thats totally awesome looking out for me. >> tell me about her. >> i just have a girl thats helping me, you know what i mean? shes just being there for me. >> yeah. she came in here and she was hot of course and look at her. i just -- there was an attraction. and she was straight and i knew she had a boyfriend. >> styxs new girlfriend...

>> i love amy grant. >> figured you would. ready? >> im ready. >> boom, time for our "favorite story of the day." >> you are looking at at doorabdoor ab -- the adorable, how many, how many, how many twins? >> two. >> they were born on different days in different years. >> how does that happen exactly? you might ask. the brother was born on december 31, 2011. six hours later his sister was born, january 1, 2012. >> >> adorable. >> cute. cute. >> theyre not alone. theyre joined by the twins in buf...

Machines. >> eric: what is a lemur? >> kimberly: cute. >> dana: with a long tail. >> eric: what was the question? my resolution is to listen to more rush limbaugh and mark levin. >> greg: youre branching out. kilhe wants to be like himself. you broke yours. >> greg: any resolution involving exercise, isnt it meaningless? >> bob: its also dangerous. god gave us only a certain number of breaths in our life. why waste them on spinning and the balls they roll around on? i go past the gym and i find ...

Disappear and never use machines. >> eric: what is a lemur? >> kimberly: cute. >> dana: with a long tail. >> eric: what was the question? my resolution is to listen to more rush limbaugh and mark levin. >> greg: youre branching out. kilhe wants to be like himself. you broke yours. >> greg: any resolution involving exercise, isnt it meaningless? >> bob: its also dangerous. god gave us only a certain number of breaths in our life. why waste them on spinning and the balls they roll around on? i go ...

A window to pull her out. she was taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation. no one was hurt, but the woman faces an attempted murder charge. well, the search is on for banana sam. a squirrel monkey that someone stole from the san francisco zoo. zoo staffers discovered the 17-year-old monkey missing friday when they noticed two holes cut into a mesh fence of banana sams exhibit. the monkey is only about a foot tall and weighs 2 pounds. cute, but zoo keepers say he has sharp teeth and will bi...

A good note. these rhinos are the reason why. >> yeah, these are some of the dozens of endangered rhinos recently captured by cameras in researchers identified 35 different rhinos in all. the total number is likely much higher. >> despite poachers, researchers are happy. they had no idea there were so many rhinos in the park. imagine just sort of strolling around the park and running into a rhino? >> and like the size of a small bus. you know? and when the things are going to charge at you, you ...

Okay. cute. youd like that. id be flattered." not like thats a bad thing. innocent enough? >> i knew i shouldnt have come. i knew i shouldnt have come. im sorry, man. i knew it. i -- >> at some point he turns this corner and it goes from an interview with me to a virtual counseling session. >> i am going through a divorce. my wife thursday told me she was leaving me. i dont know whats on this -- i mean, i was just in an ohio chat room, an adult chat room. and this was a week or so ago and she st...

Whole crying spell for like a couple weeks, nothing but crying, crying, crying. >> with we met rose six months later she was serving a four-year sentence for theft and forgery. but had she first got to prison she didnt even know she was pregnant. >> while i was in classification which is where you have to be for 30 days when you first get here i found out i was pregnant. and so ive been here since then through my whole pregnancy. >> one of the saddest things i think we film in "lockup" is the ca...