Joining us in the next half hour. you like your name? john? that s a great name. it s fine. better than aliwicious. people probably spell it wrong a lot. ron marciano getting in on the name game. so you re robert, which is a nice sensitive name, but your parents thought about other names. kind of like john, it s okay. dad wanted alberto, you know, go with the hard core italian. it wasn t cool to be italian back then. but you would have been an alvin or bert. bonnie and gastone were taken for the hurricane season. a lot of people would call you gas. my parents said if you re a girl, you re kiran, which is a hindu name.