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"My daughter calls deodorant arm makeup. Youre welcome." By  16/07/2021 05:00am BST If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life. Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy! Advertisement Guacamole, she wants guacamole.— ������’�� �...

"Kids movies really made me believe that the greatest threats on earth were dogcatchers and quicksand."

6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017 Please refer to the syllabus for todays lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, Im going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnites Party Hub— Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020 Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox.— Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020 No one: My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox hous...

Created with Sketch. In the age of COVID-19, we’ve had to alter the way we conduct business, work out, eat and more. Perhaps one of the funniest changes has involved what constitutes our daily wardrobes. The year 2020 has been all about comfy clothes, especially sweatpants. For many of us, “business attire” is now just our cleanest pair of sweats. And thanks to the funny folks on Twitter, we know we’re not alone. Below, find 42 funny tweets about wearing sweats for all of 2020. Can we c...

Created with Sketch. Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Started cutting my kids’ vitamins in half because I’m worried if they get too strong they will bully me even more— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 9, 2020 Hell hath no fury like my 4 year old screaming “...