Dame Tom News Today

Rating: Good on you, Kalvin, my son. After Englands surging start in Euro 2020, any baby boys born this week are liable to be named in celebration of the young squad. As well as Kalvin-with-a-K, after midfielder Kalvin Phillips, there will be any number of Kanes, Rashfords, Sterlings and Fodens. Our stars surnames (apart from the unfortunate Tyrone Mings) seem perfectly suited for cheeky little boys. The problem is, even the greatest players grow old and wind up as telly pundits — a source o...