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he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean before he committed this kind of cash, he wanted to see what he was buying. i said, with the allen is my idol. i love monty python. but if there is one mime on the show, i am out of here, and he gave me a job. [laughter] that was my great. ultimately, hear i am, having written a novel with my childhood hero dave barry. [applause] >> dave barry and alan zweibel, theyre not here all week, folks. were going to take ...

>> in an undisclosed location in suburban washington the battle of the bands begins. everyone here is special ops or part of the u.s. intelligence world. their town come out from the shadows for a very personal cause. >> the cia officers memorial foundation and special operations warrior foundation collectively they have 780 kids whose dads or moms didnt come home. >> the master of ceremonies is dan ackroyd. >> weve got eight bands competing. every member of these bands makes their living in som...

had over 5,000 500 people participate. that is great records for them. put it in perspective. in iowa over 120,000 people that caucused with the g.o.p. very small number of people still participating here but they feel theyre on the map when you look at the actual numbers how things broke out mitt romney had 39%. ron paul with 36% they were separated by just under 200 votes. thats not a surprise to the folks here in the g.o.p. party in maine they expected this to be a dog fight between...

had over 5,000 500 people participate. that is great records for them. put it in perspective. in iowa over 120,000 people that caucused with the g.o.p. very small number of people still participating here but they feel theyre on the map when you look at the actual numbers how things broke out mitt romney had 39%. ron paul with 36% they were separated by just under 200 votes. thats not a surprise to the folks here in the g.o.p. party in maine they expected this to be a dog fight between...

with my parents forever. i am go to work in this delicatessen forever. i took these jobs that these old guys would not apply for me, and i made it into a stand-up routine for myself. there were two big clubs in new york. i will go on stage, deliver the jokes, and maybe a manager or agent, the kind of people who used to hang out there, would like my material and give me a job. this is where richard pryor started and lily tomlin and others. the first date -- the first week of was working...

i will go on stage, deliver the jokes, and maybe a manager or agent, the kind of people who used to hang out there, would like my material and give me a job. this is where richard pryor started and lily tomlin and others. the first date -- the first week of was working there, i met a guy who is also starting up. his name was billy crystal. he lived about 3 tons over from where my parents live. he had a little blue volkswagen, used to pick me up every night. drive into the city. we woul...

with my parents forever. i am go to work in this delicatessen forever. i took these jobs that these old guys would not apply for me, and i made it into a stand-up routine for myself. there were two big clubs in new york. i will go on stage, deliver the jokes, and maybe a manager or agent, the kind of people who used to hang out there, would like my material and give me a job. this is where richard pryor started and lily tomlin and others. the first date -- the first week of was working...

egos, u -- he goes, uh-huh, good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more abou...

with my parents forever. i am go to work in this delicatessen forever. i took these jobs that these old guys would not apply for me, and i made it into a stand-up routine for myself. there were two big clubs in new york. i will go on stage, deliver the jokes, and maybe a manager or agent, the kind of people who used to hang out there, would like my material and give me a job. this is where richard pryor started and lily tomlin and others. the first date -- the first week of was working...

good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean...