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excuse me, english. superman is an american from krypton. [ cheers and applause ] read your constitution. even worse, folks, this henry cavill guy looks almost exactly like the guy they cast to play clark kent. iis going to confuse the audience. think. and today, today i saw something that really crossed the line. by that, i mean the visible panty line. superman is not wearing his traditional red underwear. this is disgusting. you can clearly see the outline of his, shall we say, fortr...

engineering gone out of control? potatoes have eees, corn has ears, and now turnips have big titties. then bad news for photojournalism. a picture is now worth about 37 words. and my guest, jonathan alter, has a new book about obama versus the republicans. so thrilling, its like nothing gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class s useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by com...

the "washington post" reports the bathroom will be expa captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org engineering gone out of control? potatoes have eees, corn has ears, and now turnips have big titties. then bad news for photojournalism. a picture is now worth about 37 words. and my guest, jonathan alter, has a new book about obama versus the republicans. so thrilling, its like nothing gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its...

gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class s useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all right. folks, thank you for coming. folks, the supreme court delivered a landmark ruling yesterday with far-reaching con...

captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all right. folks, thank you for coming. folks, the supreme court delivered a landmark ruling yesterday with far-reaching consequences for our privacy, our criminal justice system, and -- im sorry. theres just something a little more important i need to talk about. its that new superman movie. [ che...

words. and my guest, jonathan alter, has a new book about obama versus the republicans. so thrilling, its like nothing gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class is useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all ...

a picture is now worth about 37 words. and my guest, jonathan alter, has a new book about obama versus the republicans. so thrilling, its like nothing gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class is useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much...

has a new book about obama versus the republicans. so thrilling, its like nothing gets done on every page. the t.s.a. has dropped its plans to allow golf clubs on airplanes. great. now the putting green in first class is useless. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all right. folks, thank you for coming. f...

[ cheers and applause ] >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. good to have you with us. all right. folks, thank you for coming. folks, the supreme court delivered a landmark ruling yesterday with far-reaching consequences for our privacy, our criminal justice system, and -- im sorry. theres just something a little more important i need to talk about. its that new superman movie. [ cheers and applause ] i have not seen it. ...