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Its trans wednesday. Although tonights stories le trans than the death of competence. Every week were seeingng the more examples of people using the banner of trans to do insane things. Who can forget kayla limu emu, the canadian shop teacher who had the two biggest glueve guns youve ever seen . I was so preoccupied with her story, i forgot i owned a fish. R. I. P. Abe. Anyway, the teacher demanded the school comply with their identity choices, so standards i were dropped. Meanwhile, in prisons,...

Thought that august 11th was april 1st because his announcement that he appointed a Special Counselee to investigate hunter biden was like a really bad practical joke here today to announce the appointment of David Weissea as a Special Counsel consistent with the Department Of Justice Regulationrts Governing such matters. In keeping with those ofgulations, i have today notified the designated members of each House Of Congreshouss of the appointment. Yes, thats the same david weiss who tried to g...

Who doesnt know its thursdayaa. They will have to even covercove this story. Look, one fbi expert is now saying that evidence is sufficient for a realfficient federal probe into bribery, Money Laundering, into the biden family. And that means the big guy himself, joe biden. And this was on just the news. Com breaking about a a half hour ago. Coming up tonight,f hour senatod cruz, former acting attorney general Matt Whitaker and our very own Gregg Jarrett will be here. They will break down the la...

His request, as well as the extraordinary circumstance be s relating to this matter, i have concluded that it is in the Public Interest to appoint him as Special Counsel. David weiss, who just spent the past five years squelching this investigation, is still in charge. Weiss tipped off hunter biden to search warrants, ran out the clock on the statute of limitations. Never open the laptop and never followed up on the 5 million joe biden Bribe Allegation. He t same man is now being tapped to condu...

Young people involved a pass. We have looked you dont come to get free game boys and bring smoke bombs. And bring in 80s and bring other disruptive items. We believe there was some outside influencers that may have had attempted to aggravate the situation. Dana eerily similar to the looting of a gas station in chicago by a group of teens but the citys mayor also seems willing to make excuses. I talk about mob actions i didnt say that. These large gatherings hold on a second. I promise you we hav...

Finally had an epiphany. Usually the party knows everything. They know what you need, what you dont need. They even know you didnt even. Know you needed. But for the first time in a a e, the democrats threw up their arms in despair. Donald trumps Approval Rating was actually slightly larger than joe bidens watch at this point. Trump was at 43 . 41umbiden is at just 41 . So hes doing worse than trump, who was always saying was doing so poorly. The question is how solid a candidatioe is joe biden ...

Buses go bankrupt. Wheres the money . Plus mushrooms. How many strings have you dropped . A lot. Joe biden, after a ten dayr a vacation at the beach, Returnedt To Washington and participated in a ceremony with the houston astroso wa. He woke up this morning and flew to arizona and primetimflewe expected him to visit the border and see the crisis firsthand. Cartel foot soldiers with rifles and Tactical Gear havees just been caught operating On American Soil at our border. Sothe influx is so stead...

Not just biden. Th of course they are. And theres no evidence of that. But theyre going to keep at thetrying because that is the argument that they they want to Fuzzymuddy The Waters Out Te Muddy the waters, not fuzzy them, muddy the waters out. That, by the way, is a tactic that Vladimir Putin and other authoritarian dictators s use. But thats their strategic objective to make it all seem the same. S no there you have it. Theres no evidence of any of this because i say theres Noth Evidence this...

feel like we get to know these sitcom characters. theyre your friends. i dont think its gonna pivot anymore. you think they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? queen of the castle. you hope that youll have those kinds of relationships in your life tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends, neighbors family to see you, too, girl where you going? carnival? friends sometimes its more family than the people that youre related to. so...

up for this mexican. ♪. ♪. >> pivot. pivot. shut up. shut up. >> i feel like we get to know these sitcom crashes, theyre your friends. >> i dont think its going to pivot anymore. >> you think. >> they were purely selfish, and purely immature. >> are you still master of your domain. >> im queen of the castle. you hope youll have those kinds of relationships in your life. >> tonight is about celebrating enduring bond as families, nay, family. >> good to see you too, girl, where are g...