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Earth. should masturbation be off limits in a nationally televised interview. should the topic of be off limits during a nationally televised interview? and at what point did it become accessible for dudes to cry at movies? unless its the magnificent 7 oracleys heroes. all of that and what could be the worlds greatest childrens bedtime story, coming up on the big show. a belated happy birthday to you. >> thanks. and thanks for not coming to my party itch i was otherwise detained. >> yeah. i was ...

This. >> right. >> dan, they are saying our rising greenhouse emissions are a beacon to aliens. isnt that a good thing? shouldnt we welcome them? >> yeah. that would be great. first, when you come to the planet, i am totally cool. so no problems here. anybody else says anything on the panel, take them, enslave them. i will stay in my windowless room in queens. >> very brave of you. thank you. out in front. >> adam, a couple of days ago, a new york times columnist paul crugman. >> you would think...

Extent they are right. some people are called racist and they are called things with an ease that i am uncomfortable with and homophobic and all of those other things. i think that is absolutely something that they have a real right to be angry about and to feel that they have been vilified for those things, and i am guilty of doing those things myself. >> well done. what about stewart telling wallace that his job is harder? >> when did i say to you i am only a comedian? i said i am a comedian f...

No one wanted it to be in new york city and they did the right thing. thats a pretty not apologetic apology. it is like a you guys suck, but we are doing it anyways. >> thats a passive thing. i know about this than you people did, but anyway, dan, isnt the fact that gitmo is still here, and there is nothing better. what do you do with people that attack your country? where do you put them? >> you take them to disneyland of torture. no one wants to go to another theme park. how mad are you if you...