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In jail. Instead, hes headed to the white house at the invitation of the president. Heres Mark Strassmann. I made it to impress my teachers. Reporter on monday Ahmed Mohamed brought to school this homemade digital clock, a Circuit Board wedged inside a pencil case. He showed it to his engineering teacher but told us it was his english teacher who got alarmed when the block beeped inside his backpack during class. I brought the clock to my teacher and i showed it to her after class and i plucked ...

Big happened here. Reporter morgan stopped out of an easter and was trying to find a ride in 2009. Her he remains were found on a rural farm nine miles south of charlottesville. Jesse matthews was a suspect in harringtons murder after he was implicated in last years ab just and occurred of uva student hannah graham. He was convicted in a 2005 fairfax rape case. Now the harringtons say its their turn for justice. I wanted him to see for all intents and purposes this is the face of justice for Jes...

Is one of two on display. The entire front is burned out. I am disgusted at the insult that ted cruz threw at this city and its people. I think ted cruz owes the people of new york city an apology. He owes the First Responders an apology. Reporter right after the debate, cruz was emailing new yorkers to pony up for his campaign. Im counting on you, new york, he said. Can i ask to you make an urgent gift of at least 25 . Or if you can afford more, 100 or even 500. Ted cruz by attacking new york a...

At the familys retreat. How police were alerted to the intruder and why he said he did it hot hot hot and our 5alarm firefighter challenge is getting hot. Firehouses from around the country competing. Down to the final two for the 10,000 prize. Will your firehouse be the winner . All good morning, america. Its getting hot in here. Good morning, america. Those firefighters have been so much fun all week. Today the big finals. We want to welcome back amy, hope you had a great trip. Thank you very ...

Crystal geyser please. Crystal geyser. Bottled at the mountain source. A fast moving wildfire threatening nearly 200 homes is growing tonight. Hundreds of homeowners told to get out fast. The good news, firefighters say they are making progress. Good evening. This is a firefight that is going 12 hours. The fire scorched 2700 acres in napa county. Mandatory evacuations for two communities there. Iment flame destroyed one home and four out buildings. We show you the ariel assault on the flame. The...

Intruder and why he said he did it hot hot hot and our 5alarm firefighter challenge is getting hot. Firehouses from around the country competing. Down to the final two for the 10,000 prize. Will your firehouse be the winner . All good morning, america. Its getting hot in here. Good morning, america. Those firefighters have been so much fun all week. Today the big finals. We want to welcome back amy, hope you had a great trip. In l. A. For the espys. We will be crowning our champion in the 5alarm...