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End. [ cheers and applause ] well then answer. Senator Lindsey Graham said today that he wants to look into potential business ties between President Trump and russia. Well, if youre looking into trumps business ties, i suggest starting somewhere around his thighs. [ light laughter ] press Secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump wont attack former National Security advisor Michael Flynn because he does not want to smear a good man. Dude, you made barack obama show two birth certifi...

For these two. You guys were probably. Just Pay Attention to when mom reveals the sonogram though. Thats a baby . Thats a picture of the baby. This is a picture of the baby. Look at her on the left. I dont know what the heck that is. This is all just weird. Its like a picture. So theyre expecting a picture. They have no idea what a sonogram is. Theyre like thats one ugly baby. Thanks for chilling with us today. We appreciate it. Wel [suspenseful music] [male narrator] child abduction by a parent...

A baby. Not a brother. Why dont you want a brother . Because brothers are stinky. They already know. Youll have a little brother or sister. You dont get to order it. Mom tries to explain that to them. But theyre the mcclure twins. You dont get to pick if its a boy or girl. But how to make a baby. Theyre a little young for that. You cannot just throw that out there and not have it come crashing back. Me and dad made the baby. Oh, how . We combined to make the baby. Combined what . Combined . That...

Featuring anitta, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove usa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Wow look at how great that looks. Thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Baby, this is it [ cheers and applause ] this is it you guys, it is fleet week here in new york city [ cheers ] and our entire audience is filled with servicemen and women. Welcome, everybody. This is officially the one hour ...

[ light laughter ] dude, you made barack obama show two birth certificates, and you called the pope disgraceful. [ light laughter ] but youre gonna reserve judgment on this guy who looks like the tow truck driver from a horror movie . [ light laughter ] need a ride ladies . [ applause ] youre not gonna get cell service out here. [ light laughter ] authorities were called to a florida airport yesterday to deal with angry passengers after Spirit Airlines canceled multiple flights. Just look at thi...

[ laughter ] which is a coincidence because trumps been cleaning out his cabinet. [ laughter ] steve really . Hey oh jimmy yeah, youre fired. Youre fired. Steve wall. Jimmy did you see this video . This dad went to go pick up his son on the last day of school, and he decided to be as embarrassing as possible. Check this out. Jimmy thats the dad. Dad dad [ yelling ] [ beeping horn ] [ laughter ] jimmy isnt that great . [ cheers and applause ] steve a man after my own heart. Jimmy the kid says hel...

Musical guest, Pharrell Williams and kim burrell. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 587, Alberta Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ audience whooping ] a dog pound, my dog pound. Steve yeah. Jimmy welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Big show tonight. Its going to be fun. You guys, this weekend is santacon, which is the annual bar crawl where people dre...

Making a phone call on a plane during the flight. It could be a reality. What airlines would have to tell passengers before boarding. Schools scholarships, we talk to a local parent whos one of the lucky ones. You may remember him from fast times at ridge month high and Beverly Hills cop what this terror allegedly did at the airport that got him locked up. Tomorrow morning you will notice it, if you havent stepped outside, it is cold, windy and feels colder than it s. I will show you what to exp...

In a weather alert. Thats for sure. Look at the numbers right now. Temperatures and wind chills 9 in elkins west virginia. Hagerstown coming in at 18 degrees. It is extremely cold. Boy is it going to continue. When you wake up tomorrow morning, wind chills will be in the teens. Its currently 26 degrees in d. C. As we look at these numbers, teens tomorrow morning, cold through sunday and then rain on monday. We have got changes a lot of changes going on. A very active pattern right now. And anoth...

Three people were killed when up to 40 vehicles were involved in a crash along a michigan interstate. Police believe the crash was caused by a sheet of black ice. Visibility was limited during the snowfall. Several semitrucks were involved. John glenn, a long serving senator and the first man to he made history when he completed a space flight and he served for a quarter of a severn ryin the senate and reserved to space aboard discovery, the oldest person to do so. Astronauts are part of a repor...