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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...

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human condition. >> the best comedy comes from your living experience. >> every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesnt see through. >> all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. >> i just cant believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? >> youre not alone ultimately. i think thats what the comics saying. >> reality is fodder for comedy. because its what we have, so, where else can we fi...

not a single hand raised, well take a look at what this says about the leadership race so far. in golf, australian cameron smith hits a birdie blitz at st andrews to claim the open championship for the first time. and jenny from the block becomes mrs affleck, nearly 20 years after they first dated. jennifer lopez and ben affleck have tied the knot. voice—over: live from our studio in singapore, this is bbc news. its newsday. hello and welcome to the programme. a preliminary report in...

if you wish to serve, who here would be happy to have borisjohnson in the cabinet? please, raise your hands. not a single hand raised. well take a look at what this says about the leadership race so far. and jenny from the block becomes mrs affleck. nearly 20 years after they first dated, jennifer lopez and ben affleck tie the knot. hello and welcome. britains first extreme heat warning has come into effect with parts of southern england expected to reach a0 celsius later today for the...

of england, all of wales, and parts of scotland with warnings of travel disruption. we just all, we think, have to be sensible and steady, and in particular take measures to stay hydrated, stay in the shade. do all the things that you would think are the sort of things you might do on a hot day on holiday overseas. ukraines president suspends his security chief and top prosecutor over accusations that members of their departments were collaborating with russia. in the uk, conservative ...

this says about the leadership race so far. in golf, australian cameron smith hits a birdie blitz at st andrews to claim the open championship for the first time. jenny from the block becomes mrs affleck — nearly 20 years after they first dated, jennifer lopez and ben affleck have reportedly tied the knot. live from our studio in singapore, this is bbc news. its 7am in singapore and 6pm in texas where a preliminary report into the uvalde school shooting has found "systemic failures" ...