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p.m. pacific for the debate. >> were prepping the news center for your arrival. >> stephanie: please. >> stocking the bar in other words. >> exactly. there will be balloons dropping from the ceiling. >> because current goes for booze and dope. >> stephanie: tell them to check my rider. no hydrangeas. well be there later. >> that bitch. >> stephanie: jacki is on it. shes on the news. >> i am. good morning everybody. so some good news just out for president obama this morning going in to...

♪ hanie miller. ♪ -- aint that america, home of the free, yeah -- >> stephanie: and stephanie you are not supposed to wear the flag as clothing. >> stephanie: im not wearing it as clothing. >> who do you think you are andy hoffman? >> stephanie: okay. i apologize i was doing a little preshow skit with bill press. i did not mean to throw the flag on the floor. he was hitting me in the head with it. we have gotten calls, and i apologize apologize. it was all bi...

he is off prompter. >> his entire speech was ad libbed. >> and what was with his hair? that was just -- jim actually called me live in real time. >> yeah, he didnt get the republican helmet hair memo. >> stephanie: you have to call me after the top we have to talk more about this. in the meantime jacki schechner. >> good morning, everyone. with the convention behind them mitt romney and paul ryan will do a campaign together. romney gets to start using his new campaign plane today. it i...

ay, all right, were trying to compete with florida, arent we. >> yeah, yeah. >> stephanie: this is just in. >> a pair of lungs were found on ♪ jump for my love ♪ >> stephanie miller. >> stephanie: welcome back. 1-800-steph-12 is the toll free number. so all tingly about tonight. >> convention half week, i suppose. >> stephanie: tonight has been canceled. it starts tomorrow. thats when theyll break out all of the zippy new slogans and stuff. ♪ when youve been...

>> courtney old band. >> stephanie: yes, thanks. stephaniemiller.com. the website. [ sighs ] >> your concerns can go to him. >> yes they should come to me. >> stephanie: they really dont concern any of us. [ censor bleep ] >> stephanie: see i did that right. >> computer says naaa. >> stephanie: no does not concern us a. sexyliberal.com check it out. paul and patsy. steph we saw you in santa fe and albuquerque and he just got our new york city tickets. our son who does improve is excite...

>> in the most geeky way possible. >> stephanie: youre like oh, my god there goes florida. we were speculating on whether he was sleeping or dead. >> they had a whole panel of men and they cut away to them one by one and they come to james carvel and hes like -- >> stephanie: sleeping or dead. we wont know until they go to him. jackis healthcare corner right off the top of the show. great medicare stuff to get into with the zombie-eyed granny starver. >> it is like a basket of gift new...

>> i need to get jacki schechner in here to toss some questions at here. >> im a little scare. >> we are place birther dating game. >> we have got the mix and a whole dating-game panel for her. >> jacki schechner you need to find a clever question in which her answer will have to be moose and squirrel. >> you got it. >> here she is jacki schechner. >> good morning, everybody. we could have a decision on health care reform today. its decision day for the supreme court although which don...

hollywood icon oliver stone. >> im not an activist, im outspoken. im a dramatist. >> lets rediscover its funny bone. >> who is laughing now? ill tell how is laughing now. we are. >> okay, get off the radio steph. >> good advice. [laughing] >> um, okay well,. >> what? >> i guess-- >> its okay, do you see what i did here? >> stephanie miller ♪ they call us ♪ gypsies ♪ tampers tramps, and thieves ♪ but every night the men ♪ would come around ♪ and lay their m...

to take senate with narrow win. >> in wisconsin. >> stephanie: im confused about that last race. well check on all of the latest totals. all right. in the meantime, we have a big show. dr. jill biden, marylou henner, chris perry. there is some happy news. >> absolutely. >> some remembered to show up. thats odd. >> bet shes a memory expert. >> david bender to talk about wisconsin. now, here she is jacki she schecky schechner. >> ill give you guys updates on the state senate stuff. scott...

she brought a pie. how mayberry is that? she makes a mean key lime pie. >> where was this pie that i seem to have missed? >> stephanie: we all ate it before you could get to it. it was delicious. >> wait, she baked a pie and she outdanced you. shes turning into like the nemesis in a romantic comedy. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: thats right. shes the aunt bea of stephanie millers mayberry. andy, i brought a pie. youre not from l.a., are you? thats so cute. here she is. all of that and she...