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hearing. cassidy hutchinson testified that donald trump and chief of staff mark meadows ignored warnings about potential violence before the attack and did nothing to stop it once the attack was under way. according to hutchinson, trump knew there were weapons in the crowd but during his speech at the ellipse, still ordered his supporters to march to the capitol. and new details about efforts close to trump to intimidate witnesses who have cooperated in the congressional investigation....

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The Varsity archivists reflect on the papers links to the political sphere in the age of Blair

With categories that include Ad Most Likely to get us in Deep Shit, Best Use of Bad Taste and Best Use of Satire, this is the awards scheme that never fails to amuse.

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