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What are the rules for zebra baseball?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

What did the florist say in the springtime?

What do you call Wednesdays at the gym for pirates?

What do you call it when five identical guys show up to get their teeth cleaned at the same time?

When I was born, I was so surprised

Why was the mother firefly so happy?

My Saturdays are like dollar store batteries.

A lady woke her husband one Thursday night and said, "There’s a burglar in the kitchen eating my homemade onion and kidney pie."

Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?