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Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [...

Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [...

Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [...

With the exception of those living in hawaii and arizona, suffer bigly. It is the monday after daylight saving. Not the good daylight saving, the bad one. I absolutely hate it. What i do, the way i try to deal with it is i try not to think of it as losing an hourive sleep, i think of it as losing an hour of my life. Its kind of nuts how moving the clock ahead one hour can ruin my whole month. My wife and i spent a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what time to put our daughter down for a nap ...

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I wont say its the reason people hate us but its one of the reasons everyone hates us. I hope those of you at home are warm, maybe even cuddly, i would like that for you. It is very cold on the east coast thanks to storm stella. Thousands of flights are canceled, there are blizzard warnings, school closings, mittens are being pinned to jackets, juice is turning into popsicles on its own, its crazy. Make no mistake, you turn on the weather channel, try to find out whats going on, you see the mete...

I wont say its the reason people hate us but its one of the reasons everyone hates us. I hope those of you at home are warm, maybe even cuddly, i would like that for you. It is very cold on the east coast thanks to storm stella. Thousands of flights are canceled, there are blizzard warnings, school closings, mittens are being pinned to jackets, juice is turning into popsicles on its own, its crazy. Make no mistake, you turn on the weather channel, try to find out whats going on, you see the mete...

In l. A. Against the lakers tonight at golden state. First quarter action. Sirs open the game on a 60 run. Darrian steps back three here. Right now, its a tight one out theresixers lead in the second quarter. Inside of three weeks until baseballs opening day. The goal at this point, stay healthy. That said, phils and braves, tommy joseph takes the pitch off the first hand. Xrays are negative. He has a bruise might miss a few days. Homer yesterday. This is his fifth. Batting never satisfied. I me...

Then Rachel Maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this one because its worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van...

Then Rachel Maddow talked about it on msnbc for an hour and it turned out to be nothing. [ laughter ] so this is pretty great. This is a report from long beach, new york, where the freezing conditions did not stop this man from taking a surfboard into the sea. Stick with this one because its worth it. Tell me how those waves are. A little bit sloppy. Were you able to get any action out there . A little bit. How long did you stay out for . Floated a mile. Do you have a van here . We do have a van...