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Raise money effort. proudly saying they think theyve gotten a significant spike in donations as a result of it. though its too early to tell, fingers crossed, maybe something else horrible will happen. this is the republican response to this terrorist attack at the end of 2009. again, my friends and colleagues in the media have two choices in covering this. you can just copy down what the republicans and vice president cheney are saying, and click send, call it journalism, or you can actually fa...

Why some pilots are sounding off about last weeks foiled terror attack. >> outrage. the pilot force is outraged that they didnt receive this information, that most of them received it on the ground and most of them received it on the news. >> so why werent u.s. pilots warned of the foiled terror threat? we hear from the secretary of homeland security. [ female announcer ] treat yourself to something special for lunch. how about a coastal soup and grilled shrimp salad combination at red lobster? ...

Something, something, right? [laughter] how long could this -- how long before this could be in practical use? >> right now it is in the concept phase. there is not a program of record that the pentagon is following. there is no schedule. as i say, if it looks like it works all you need is someone in a position of military power saying that they want it, suddenly you have 50,000 troops with chem-bots. bill: thank you. >> my pleasure. bill: wonder twin towers, remember that? i want to fly. shanno...