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Straight ben kissel. >> andy: blank book called "reasons to vote for a democrat" is an amazon bestseller. none of you have read it. i did read it, by the way. a little too long. dave, you said you can imagine democrats going far left because theyre already far left. i dont agree with that at all, i think the far left party wouldve nominated bernie sanders. >> i guess it depends on what your definition of far left is. hillary i think carried more of the kind of social justice a type of vote. the ...

People felt great. you saw the poll numbers afterward. >> they were great. >> and now they say look at us we can talk about it anymore. really, why not, why not? look at the "fox news poll"s and others what he does say that her report to americans. what we are discussing out what people are obsessed with this week? or what the president talked about. there is that action is a necessity not a choice. we will have health care reform, we we will have new domestic policies coming out this week. we w...

S satire aadult expression of what some children write on sidewalks? >> little miss muffet sat on a tuffet. eating a curds and whey, sat down beside, whoa, whats in the bowl [ bleep ]. >> dice was dirty. his language was filthy. only difference, his dirty was controversial. >> i really dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like, a jew going to hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good. for christmas bought her this beautiful dust pan. with her name engraved. whole family ho...

Doesnt work for -- like if you have messy feature a creative guy. youre homeless. >> i never heard the phrase "messy feet" before. >> dirty is the word. >> dirty, messy. being politically correct. feel like hans solo getting reamed. >> lets talk about that guy. i dont care about that. i think he should be discalled from office for singing acappella. >> i see that part of the video wasnt shown. >> i knew it would happen. >> i like the guy. >> shilue, you said you dont have to worry about a sex sc...

Overnight. >> my pictures, my kids pictures. everything. cannot replace. i took it in the van. i will not save it. but i lost. >> bill: this story is going on and on. rick is here to tell us what is happening next. >> weve been in this drought for so long across california. think if you washed your sidewalk once a week, it wouldnt get that dirty. nothing has been washed here for years at this point. thats why the water is so dirty across a lot of areas. so much garbage and trees and debris that ...

Sidewalk sidewalks? >> little miss muffet sat on her if you have at the time eating her curds and whey. along came a spider, he sat down beside her, he said, hey, whats in the bowl, bitch. >> dice was dirty. dices language was filthy. the only thing that made dice different was that his blue, his dirty was controversial. >> i really though dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me, its like a jew going to a hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good. like for christmas i bought her ...

By donald trump. >> we have guys like bergdahl who get caught -- i mean, he left, he was a deserter. he was a deserter. he was a dirty, rotten deserter. and we knew he deserted it when we made the deal. now, why would you make a deal for a deserter? what would we do with sergeant bergdahl 50 years ago? thats right. boom.. boom! >> bill: here now to analyze, eboni williams and kimberly guilfoyle. so this trial, guilfoyle, is supposed to get underway in april, it has been going on forever, far too...

Are you liking rome? do you like it here? >> nicola: yeah. yeah, like, of course. >> asia: what do you like? >> nicola: i like this, uh, villa. >> asia: this neighborhood. right? we like this neighborhood. what, why do you live here? >> fiore: i dont know. ive lived, um, away for many years and then i always come back. >> asia: she lived in, uh, southeast asia. no? >> fiore: yeah. >> anthony: really? where? >> fiore: singapore and bali. >> anthony: those are not bad places to live. >> fiore: yea...

>> little miss muffet sat on her tuffett. he sat down beside her and said hey, whats in the bowl -- >> dice is dirty, his language was filthy. only thing that made dice different thinks blue, his dirty was controversial. >> i really though dont understand why women go to hear dice clay. to me its like a jew going to a hitler rally. >> i treat my girlfriend good, for christmas i bought her this beautiful dust pan with her name engraved and whole family was over. you had to see the look on her [ b...

>> more than anyone else and more than lenny bruce before him, he had fun with vulgarity and that drove people crazy. >> i had more ways to describe dirty words than there were dirty words. dirty, bad, filty, vile, vulgar. off color. blue. in poor taste. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> as you watched the bit, he gets the shock laugh and then he begins inserting these vulgarities into very normal comfortable musical and lyrical language to show you how ridiculous it is.