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[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. lets cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer....

Researchers argue the same fate awaits us unless we identify the destructive attributes within ourselves and do something about it. kat has acknowledged its time to stop crashing wakes to take advantage of the open bar. tyrus has realized cannonball pluralists cause tidal waves cannonballs cause tidal waves. dana admitted starting bar fights never helps anyone. and tucker has killed livestock to make a documentary on someone killing livestock. all right! tucker, this is your wheelhouse but how d...