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December 8, 2023
From our Bureau of Unexpected Quixotic Responses to Latrine American Saber-Rattling Surprisingly, a branch of Doddering Joe's armed forces is responding to Venezuela's threats against Guyana. Military exercises are a tried-and-true way of scaring potential troublemakers. Whether these displays of U.S. power will scare Maduro & his backers at Castro, Inc is anyone's guess. But
August 3, 2023
California governor Gavin Newsom is many things, almost all unpleasant, but as of today he’s become something new: proof that it’s possible to run for president without running for preside...
April 25, 2023
Have you picked your jaw up off the floor yet at the unprecedented launch of the incumbent President of the United State’s re-election campaign with a lame video?...
April 25, 2023
Four more years is all Presidentish Joe Biden needs to “finish this job” he started on the nation in 2021. “I know we can,” he concluded in his pre-recorded re-election announc...
June 9, 2021
AP Photo/Evan Vucci Welcome to Insanity Wrap, your daily dose of the best of the worst. The “Biden Infrastructure Blowout” is today’s big crazy. Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap. Biden lies, GOP still the bad guys AOC tacitly admits that Democrats are bad for the environment and other living things Creep Veep makes us weep And so much more. Before we get to today’s headline story, how about we spend a brief moment in the deep end of stupid? This Is ...
March 17, 2021
Have you had enough, yet, of this messed up Democratic Socialist culture, or do you need more proof of its abject stupidity, or its manifested evil; its cancellation of what is real in lieu of this abomination of pure ignorance? Like many of OUR citizens who pay close attention to most of the days current events, I was shocked by Joe Hypocrite Surrogate Cardi Bs pseudo pornographic gyrations at the fading Grammy awards, which I did not watch. Covid Joe is a big fan of this style of "m...
March 16, 2021
Surrogate Cardi B has Covid Joe in her camp, and Familial Joe really appreciates that his granddaughter is such a big fan of this "brilliant musician". If you listen to them both in them this video of an abomination of an interview, you will observe a distinct commonality - stupidity.
March 11, 2021
Case in point: Despite calls for national unity and bipartisanship, President Joe Biden and his top aides have declined to give the Trump administration credit on the nation’s COVID-19 vaccine rollout while relying heavily on a system established by their predecessors. The public slight appears to have irked the former president, along with his retired aides who told ABC News they are baffled at the political jabs in what was supposed to be a nonpartisan effort to vaccinate America. And: “W...