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This augers for, robot journalists, because a robot journalist cant be hit by a robot car. this is all crazy. they wont be happy until there are driverless hybrids going around the track at the indianapolis 500. can we stop it right here? if youre one of the first people to trust a driverless car, you are completely nuts. >> can you imagine that? sitting in the back seat and the little machine is running and, i dont think so. i kind of like driving. >> a little robo mother-in-law in the back nag...

♪you make me feel so young look whos coming... ♪you make me feel so spring has sprung♪ ♪and every time i see your face♪ ♪im such a happy individual youre not fooling anybody, you know ♪the moment that you speak ♪i wanna go play... according to a new survey by the american council of trustees and alumni. 383 recent college graduates, the young folks dont really know a lot. only 54% could state how long the terms of senators in congress people are. that would be six for senators,

♪ say goodbye no, you just made it weird. according to a in survey by the american council of trustees and alumni, of 383, 383 recent college graduates, the young folks dont really know a lot. only 544% could state how long the terms of senators and congress people are. that would be six for

Tags. called a movie? it if there are going to be robots i say more power to them. let the robots start getting high. >> and, folks, he is only 2 years old, too. >> willie will have a robotic marketing plan. but hash pipe. >> when you get the robot to come to your house, number one, the robot is going to start to whine about stuff. the rebottom is going to start texting other rebottoms. he will be texting all day long so thats it. >> you cant fire a rebottom now, billy. a lot of procedures to fi...

You go to norway and sweden, right? >> a lot of furor in norway. evidently there is a local businessman turned politician over there called donald trump. he said that the vikings weres would you wusses. it hit the fan. >> the local guy. >> coming for. >> had a glasure sliding down. his name was donald trump. >> and then the vikings are wimps, right? >> yeah. the vikings are wusses. he wouldnt apologize though. the people over there are so lovely and nice. in the middle of this mountain. billy, h...

This auger is for. robot journalists because a robot journalist cant be hit by a robot car. you know, this is all crazy. they wont be happy until there are driverless hybrids going around the track at the indianapolis 500. can we stop it right here? and by the way, if you are one of the first people to trust a driverless car, you are completely nuts. >> you can imagine that that you are sitting in the backseat, you know, and the little machine is running -- i dont think so. i kind of like drivin...

Face. can you still call them the red skins, everybody wins. >> coming up, more miller, this time he talks about his night out with frank>> go in, t, there is the main room. there is the v.i.p. room. there is is the vpip room the pope room and way in the core the nucleau. >> how smart are college kids really? gutfeld and mcguirk a few thoughts. jeb bush: he said that hillary clinton would be a great negotiator with iran. donald trump: hillarys always surrounded herself with very good people. i...

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I said my nickname for him is almost hemingway. the twist was everybody around him wanted to blow their head off. he wouldnt shut up. >> like going on a date with a chatty cathy doll. >> i remembered thinking as i watched this cat the pete you down, just so pleased with everything we say, people over there just zip it for a while. even me, you know, i shut up for a while. you have done any people watching, lately? it is terrifying whats out there now. everybody is walking around stunned, mouth-b...

Deal it showed honor and courage and i dont want it attacked. >> i wouldnt even qualify that it was a pretty fair deal. we have the right to be as big of idiots as we want in this country and a lot of people prove it on a weekly basis. the only guy who affords that is a guy like keil on a roof in some crap town keeping good people alive and killing bad people. he is heaven-sent is. they are heroes for the ages. iconic figures. thank god for men like chris keil. and you know what? he leaves such ...