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Exchange said at last check the number of young people signing up for obamacare was very low and as we all know, if you dont get the young invincibles to sign up you have trouble paying for those who are older and sicker. so now instead of going directly after young people, the state exchange is targeting their parents and grandparents and relatives to push their young loved ones to sign up for obamacare. theres a few ways you can do it. nudge them by, one, sending them an e-mail that says, and ...

>> but if youre sitting at home, and you dont do a lot with stocks or bonds, maybe you have a mixed fund in retirement. maybe you dont own anything in the markets. why should you care about this progress from the administration today? >> well, you care a lot, because if this doesnt work, we could have another meltdown. we could have another too big to fail. we could have another bailout of wall street. another cataclysm or near cataclysm that affects everybody. >> and jared, let me put up one th...

Pretty harsh result. i have to turn the page to you because i want to give you the chance to respond to this. >> they really know nothing about this law its not nearly enough. >> now cant even build a website. >> happy they didnt put handcuffs on you and take you to jail. >> now, talking. >> thats how you compel people, how you get your point across, as theyll tell you in journalism school. when i fill in for shepherd, who is the guy with the high voice. >> i wouldnt tell you if i could. see ya....

True and they did discuss it with the president, then its a bald-faced lie. i mean, then if he told them i know him, im related to him and i lived with him for a few years before law school, then it was just a bald-faced lie. is it naive to be, you know, saying the white house press office wouldnt tell us bald-faced lies about such matters? >> i hope that its not a bald-faced lie. then what it means is nobody is telling the president these things. nobody told the president the website doesnt wor...

Much more interesting than a hanging little stuffed animal. >> if im in the car with my child and he starts crying, i start singing, not present day, but i do something to interact. my child needs me. this is like, you know, just turn the channel, honey. come on, youre fine. little einsteins, youll love it. lets move on. theres a study that modern men are starting to up talk. thats the word. thats when you rise in pitch at the end of your sentences. we just went through our show last night and p...

Their coverage, but they think they have coverage, so they need to figure it out and get back to the people and have them reenroll by december 23rd. is that going to happen? >> this is a state of the art, high-tech system. first you may have to mail in your application because the website doesnt work. then your insurer is going to check every application by hand, and then you still have to place a phone call to find out if everything accurate happened in the conversation. its far short of what a...

Him, but they start disseminated information without asking him. do you believe it? >> i dont buy it for a second. the presidents uncle who is in the country illegally is arrested for dui and said im going to call the white house, and nobody goes and tells the president or discusses it with him in any way? no, i dont believe the explanation, but if it was true, it would point to an even worse problem in the white house, which is that nobody brings this president bad information. its a really har...

Said throw out that study, it doesnt work. >> he will coerce young people into paying that penalty. dr. emanuel didnt quite get the memo from the supreme court. it is not a penalty. its a tax. that tax will be 2.5% of your income in three years. thats how theyre going to get, i guess, young people to voluntarily pay more than double. in wisconsin a young man 27 years old, on average his insurance costs will increase by 124%, from about $1,100 a year to over $2,400 a year. that is because of obam...

How can you put the blame entirely on congress? isnt it the president? >> well, greg, think what we saw in the stimulus package from this president is he actually invested in americas future. he put teachers back to work. firefighters back to work. police officers back to work. a majority of those individuals are young people. young people understand that this law -- >> it was a payoff to the unions. you just listed a litany of unions who are paid off. >> you know thats not true. a lot of young ...

Follow or the sleep? >> for some people exercise doesnt work. stick with a regimen that works best. if you really didnt get enough sleep, you need that sleep. >> something tucker and i swear by. keep drinking. dont even stop. >> wrong, wrong. dont do that. it just prolongs your hangover, youre reintoxicating your system all over again. it feels good because youre getting drunk all over again. >> the tried and true, hit the fast food. father tacos, three big macs, just grease. >> thats what they ...