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Waking up pants down in a stall. >> its always senior drama and then crying on the beach at night. >> in the back of a police car. >> and trying to get the sand out. it could take weeks. >> i dont know why theres not more outrage and their and black-and-white in his budget were paying for. im [inaudible] board with a wall of its coming out of our taxpayer money. >> greg: i agree with it. what if they could sell the bricks. now there has never been a better time to invest in a wall. these are my ...

Wall. >> we have hundreds of bidders, everyone wants to build our wall usually that means we are going to get a good price. we are going to build a wall. >> greg: the budget plan to set aside for billion dollars over the next two years for the wall. how do we come up with that kind of money? heres what i would do. i would get every girl scout in america to sell cookies year-round. four bucks a box, thats a billion boxes of cookies to pay for the wall. we reduce the risk of criminals and terroris...

A rapper can say whatever he wants because theyre just wrappers, isnt that insulting to the average rapper? why is and he wrapping about nice things? >> snoop has been appearing a lot with martha stewart. so maybe you need to read badass things from cell. how do we even know that was donald trump. that couldve been anyone. >> again its a free speech issue and doesnt really bother me i guess the little bow wow thing is atrocious. the jury is out on whether or not you should pimp women. whether th...

Greg: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. let us introduce tonights guests. im so excited. he is so cool, he is so cool the fonz has a poster of him on his world. world class body builder, its lou dobbs, host of lou dobbs tonight on the fox business network. [cheers and applause] like a times square billboard, shes always lit. fox l.a. anchor lauren savon. [cheers and applause] he gets iron in his diet by eating actual iron. retired special forces master sergeant terry schaaper. [cheers and applause] maste...

Without chinas blessing. [applause] >> greg: i assume it was well said. cat, the problem i think is when threats have a comical nature to them, like the fact that the north korea punchline and artificial intelligence is fictionally more exciting than it should be. so entertainment make something less dangerously seeming that it is, i dont think that is right. >> i dont either. i do like sending outlook a great were question it and we could crush you, missile thing. its like if youre fighting wit...

>> seems like keith olberman would be a really great party guest. greg: yes, he would. [laughter] >> by the way, he wouldnt. >> she was just hoping if she said stuff this this is a scandal voice, people wouldnt listen. greg: but its interesting, theres a contrast between the benign good news of the past 50 or 60 dayses and the apocalyptic fervor. its never been so smart. if trump declared america a caliphate, hsnbc -- msnbc would call him islam phobic. before we go, weve all heard of themed cr...

Worried about a war with north korea? >> theres saying this is an exercise, and they call a trilateral missile warning information exercise. >> the people who exercise in public are trying to prove something. >> greg: thats true. >> i think that title is military speak for catch me outside. >> greg: are you mad that girl stole your mo? i wonder if anybody really knows where that woman is headed? lou, why send us a bigger story? >> i think a lot of news people are scared of the story. once a mont...

I can sit there. >> greg: and your speech would be great. right now we are outnumbered by aliens. >> hes probably thinking what do i know how to do? >> think about it. a year ago everybody thought this was a joke. now, it is part of america first budget, the first billion and a half. it is being designed and built. >> but that was not the promise that we voted for him on. mexico is supposed to pay for the wall. >> that is true. >> by the way, mexico owes me so much. >> explain. >> mexico is stil...

To nutty dictator. >> greg: be careful with the word nutty. >> i know, youre allergic. >> greg: , story thats mind blowing. we lay down some spark in case your eyes blowout. chicken grown -- its exciting. ♪ (vo) do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. do not go gentle into that good night. ..

Just say something smart like love you in black. >> greg: if all else fails quote the dogs. >> i am still trying to figure out. >> greg: by the way, only a few people see it. >> i am still trying to figure out the coincidence on the number of times you are going to need the plural for scrotum. >> greg: you never know. you need it today. i asked bow wow to come on the show and he did not respond. so, there you go. he is busy crying. up next a source so powerful it could dead lift your entire fami...