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taxpayers to rebuild your junk. christina lutz won half a million bucks -- i hate this word, a vaginoplasty to settle a lawsuit with the department of corrections. i just said vaginoplasty on fox news, removed from a mens facility to womens, the first time trans person is moving to a facility that matches their gender. but we gotta hand it to lusk, usually for a biological males to lose their balls he has to mary the wrong woman. terrible. not necessary. don't clap. a group called gender justice filed a lawsuit on her behalf alleging she was abused by male

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taxpayers to rebuild your junk. transgender inmate christina lusk scored half a million bucks and winning vaginal plasty with department of corrections. i just said vaginal plasty on fox news, i won a bet. moved from a men's facility to a women's, first time an inmate moved to a facility gender matching in minnesota. got to hand it to lusk, she is not taking her junk with you, usually to lose your balls, you have to marry the wrong woman. terrible. up next -- don't clap. group called gender justice filed lawsuit on her behalf,

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a real medical emergency. but it's important they say in sickness and health, but not before you're married. right, jimmy? >> jimmy are you still married chris. >> we moved in a year before we got married and we've we been married for 16 years. wow, wow, don't clap, we're not happy. i'm in an awkward spot. we're married 16 years, the las three times we went to stop & shop, we ran into my high schoo girlfriend. >> is she a bagger? let me tell you why this happened just a you get it. the reason people who move in together first breakup sooner i because all of the stuff you would fight over in a marriage happens sooner. what i mean by that is when you're married, you have bills

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but it's important they say in sickness and health, but not before you're married. right, jimmy? >> jimmy are you still married chris. >> we moved in a year before we got married and we've we been married for 16 years. wow, wow, don't clap, we're not happy. i'm in an awkward spot. we're married 16 years, the las three times we went to stop & shop, we ran into my high schoo girlfriend. >> is she a bagger? let me tell you why this happened just a you get it. the reason people who move in together first breakup sooner i because all of the stuff you would fight over in a marriage happens sooner. what i mean by that is when you're married, you have bills

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>> a success would say. >> it's terrible. don't clap. that's why all the stories are of trans women demolishing actually women in sports. you don't see biological women claiming to be men competing against actual men. although they could beat us in curling because it's a sport where you sweep. the sexists are busy today. the unspeakable truth it may be that there are dudes who weren' that good enough to compete against other men so they decided to beat up on a bunch o girls. at the egos are bigger than the bulges in their pants. who needs a steroids when you have testicles? welcome. tonight's guests he is so canadian has blood type is mapl syrup. kevin larry.

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awesome job we should be on the construction job even though we don't know what we're doing but give us the job so we can cut off shirts and hardhats and be like how dos this work? i personally, when it comes to my home dwelling don't care what color you are as long as it works and keeps the rain out and the heat in. but, again, as the noon soon to be director of transportation. >> roseanne: ha ha. >> tyrus: don't clap too loud because you on don't know what my agenda is. all the women are losing their license, greg. >> a sexist would say. >> greg: yes. we stopped using that because we just figured like people would know. >> tyrus: by now they would figure it out. >> greg: yeah, yeah. or would they? i don't know. i think we learned almost something today. >> tyrus: we still don't know what he does. >> greg: and we don't know

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use this week. and as always is of mice my first time reading them for here we go. first off, former frederick government official has been fired after multiple arrests for swiping luggage as an airport. police say if you recognize the close brings in as your own, get in a stylus. >> oh, my goodness. stealing u.s. senate elected in a new netflix time john lot starting chris mann bail to release next month, during a go through robbery plays a wall of stolen vegetable. don't clap. no. [cheers and applause] terrible people. >> i'm ashamed of my audience. the fda has approved a new pill that treats diabetes in cats. it comes in a specially designed bottled is easier to push off the kitchen counter. it is funny really?

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i read the jokes we didn't use use week. and as always is of mice my wed as always, it's my first time reading them. so here we go . go. first off, for first off, former federal off government official sam brinton haicias been fired after multipe arrests for swiping luggage at airports. ou police say if you recognize the clothes brinton wore as your owr own, get a new styl. ,us senator elect john fetterman, as a cameooh appearance in a new netflix crime drama starring christian bale to be released next month during a grocery store robbery. throug of plays the role stolen vegetable. don't clap. oh, terrible people ashamed of my audience. the fda has approved a new pill that treats diabetes in cats. yn it comes in a specially designed bottle that's easier to push off the kitchen. counter. >>

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0 batignole, i better get itt becs right because i married dominic jike up his daughter. >> it tur it turns out that jill's father's name is donald jacobs. but scranton joe's never cared c much for facts. all right. that's that it for us tonight. gutfeld >> greg gutfeld and the gang,hae they take it all from here. a have g a good weekend. weekend. oh, jimmy . >>, friday. happy friday, everybody. hody. i'm so excited. first, we're going to welcomes tonight's guest. the guestsgu is she's guestingnr for to this christmas. t she's eating for twog for and shopping for blue fox and friends first co-hosbi t carly. i'm so pregnant. chickies. s. he's so outspoke n. leaves the libs broken social scientists in youtube. oh, .ed >>e's so green . sh se recycles all her hate maio fox is contributor to and finally, santa accused him ofof blocking his airspace. my massive block sidekick in thn world heavyweight champion tyrus. all right. all right. before we get to some news stories, it's friday, so it'sith time for the live pie eatinge contest with the audience. that and joking. >> it's time for this gregs leftovers from. yeah, it's leftovers where did t i read the jokes we didn't use use week. and as always is of mice my wed as always, it's my first time reading them. so here we go . go. first off, for first off, former federal off government official sam brinton haicias been fired after multipe arrests for swiping luggage at airports. ou police say if you recognize the clothes brinton wore as your owr own, get a new styl. ,us senator elect john fetterman, as a cameooh appearance in a new netflix crime drama starring christian bale to be released next month during a grocery store robbery. throug of plays the role stolen vegetable. don't clap. oh, terrible people ashamed of my audience. the fda has approved a new pill that treats diabetes in cats. yn it comes in a specially designed bottle that's easier to push off the kitchen. counter. >> is that funny? >> really?y left as a courtesy laugh, the laste t i'm here for. >> you we do want to see what wo to writers who write really bad jokes. >> this is this is what we do. how did you have the feet up? >> because i knew we'd have hav a bad joketh for some reason. >> i could just keep watching. and i don't know why. old w a nine year old woman finally graduated from college. seventy one years after firsten enrolling. she says she hasn't landedrollin a job yet because her first question in every interview is where do you see yourself inn five years now? >> f she plans to spend the summer backpacking across the villages. that's funnyat. and she's especially thankful or student loans were forgiven by president coolidge, a toilet used by john lennon ato will b a mansion he shared with yokot d ono will be puist on display at liverpool museum. mind t fanshe are thrilled as it will remind them of her music. it's so good, although sheunny is underrated. but that was funny.. ussi to successfully createdreae a nuclear fusion reaction by heating a target to overl five million degrees until now. of course, the only thing to reach that temperature was a mcdonald's apple pie. >>e mc what's up with that? tha? several u.s. army soldiers areye under investigation after explicit photos of themappeared appeared on social mediaarin wearing gear in dog masks. and if you want to see them, b simply do a google search foigr big black cocker spaniels. >> yeah, yeah. you just said it. >> the whale starring brandon brandon frazier as a six hundred pound man, earned the biggest limited opening of the year in new york and l.a.r g this week. it also earned praise for being the firsbet feature film to be shot entirely in a sizzler. ldeg nominatilo also earned a golden globe nomination for best sweatpantson f? >> yeah. did we really need a follow upfc jokele? >> i don't know. let's watch some more whippingen . all right. in a new interview, producer ryan murphy says he stands by the jeffrey dahmer serieshe e despite backlash over the show., he said hi he justs only regrett he didn't include a scene at his favorite restaurant. >> five guys that battlefront. >> yeah, and finally, my two favorite words together. study finds that one minutee bursts of activity during daily tasks could actually prolong your life. and if the study is true, study? jeffrey toobin w jeffreily toobin will be here live to be a thousanthd. yannick. we >> all right. before we get to a story, we also need to do this gregslu corrections and whcyy you shoulv never, ever doubt him again.er yeah, wednesday night, while discussing the arrest of sam bank, been freed in the bahamasn this happened.t this is what i got from behinrces, sources in the bahamas, that it wasd the bahamians, the bahamian police that arrested him because he ohanian bohemian. yeah, bahamian. wow. you didn't know that bohemian. bahamian.t yeah, oh, it's bahaman.>> it it's never been that.n that i don't mean bahamian. okay, okay, shut up everybody. turns out i was right and theyey were wrong. >> that's verified by world, qut atlas .com quote, the citizensei of the bahamas are known as bahamians, not bohemians, bahamians. in conclusion,an spa i amoned b the smartest man aliveody by anyone, anywherin ae. [cheers and applause finally, on to some actual news. disclose ilan's location earned them a seven day vacation. elon musk suspended at least half a dozen journalists yesterday, accusin]g him of violating twitter's rules elisa haorters some of the accounts belong to reporters who covered or tweeted about the battle between elon and a college freshman who is tracking his private jet flights. elon tweeting, quote, they posted my exact real time location, basically assassination coordinates in obvious direct violation of twitte obviousr, terms of servii seven days suspension for doxxing,on som some time away fu twitter is good for the soul. >> yeah, that's good. keith olbermann,s you remember that guy, keith olbermann? higho he was the highest profilefipern person to be suspended, meaning there were no high profile ammoe people wer people who were suspended.in tho and that's all there is to it. a carly, i feel like this. we're like the broadcasting version of the nativity scene. t why?because because you're like mary wityohe the little baby . oh, yes, i like that. yes. yes. would you be the why would you be a wise man? >> i am no, he's the burro.. >> i click the dog . d saas you can say at obviously the little drummer boy. >> yeah. so cali., so i yeah.t i am going to defend elon muskeu and saying that this was more about his family than it w was about policy.me >> what do you think. well, okay, soan he was mad because apparently he wasd n docked and then it wound up in h a shocking situation. s yeah.it so s is interesting also because i believe that because these people have been suspended, you can't really see exactly what exactly they tweet. >> so it's like hard to check.tn buk t i thinthk that if they pod his location in real time, thenn they deserve r to get suspended. but if they just posted an article about him getting docked, then you shouldn'take get suspended. no. yeahit susp, so there's a differenceab there. yeah.el the other thinthg i wantat to sy about elon musk, though, is he has become the ultimate trump like figure on twitter because he is trolling everybodyter beca and making them lose their minds. and then you have all these people who are tweeting that ite will be their last week and they are leaving twitter whe and it is positivelylast twe his . well, you know what it is ?ch gy he's treating twitter like a rich guy. treat a boat t spay what . i got a boat. i'm going to just drive around the bay so all my neighbors see, it. yep. they'l hl get this giant boat, big steer. he's like geraldo. and then it's and then it'sis bw like he's twitter is his boat. >> he's just's driving just tht around the harbor. ha hr a ha.a ha you you're out of here. okay? yep. i do think that he was like youk he's basically going, okay, if you known you're locations, youe going to know my family location. that's doxxingxxing, s. ou thi >> snko he kind of pulled the d card maybe. what do you think this is ? >> this is very murky waters we're dealing with here. yeah. who's the ladyhe lady out of california handling the sand being winfrey thing? >> it looks like james brown of maxine waters. maxine waters.>> glad i knew that. how did i get that? hair? the hair. , yeah.eah, yeah good hair.the past i mean, the past few years, she goes around and she's basically authorizincally aug violence agt public officials, et cetera, et cetera. communist are radicals and they have a history of being radical and being radicalized. sted >> and we're starting to seet ot that manifest through the media . d their propagandahe we're in dangerous waters. when i thinks about theseunishm journalists, the only punishment i can think oenf is that whip and tape. >> you sees.babl the problem is they would probably enjoy it. enjoy yeah. kind >> ioft does kind of appear in a way hypocritical. but is it really because i mean, doxing is always wrong.a lwthat's always part of the policy. so him doing it like it, it'ss t it's always in twitter. >> it's part o of the rules. well, it it is the definitionon of hypocritical because he tweeted last month,t to my commitment to free speech extends evens to not banning the account following my plane, even though it's a direct as personala di safety risk.t, and >> so he said that and it's not really doxing because it'sthat'w public information. that's why iyout is murky, as yo said, because i don't knoww wh whicich i'm supposed to commento on that mosque or this mosqustee or now he's saying's, okay, wel, should i know he posted it on , banned them now or should i ban them in seven days? ly so it's not as though they're being permanently suspendeddoxx doxxing. i don't know iindon't f yoknu cy call it that either, becausely l this was publicly available information. >> i think that it wouldn but i- he's going to say he can obviously do whatever he wants, if he's going to be a freesolutt speech absolutist, then youowin should be allowing that. but again, if it's a seven day suspension, if he's going to goo back on it and he has the ability to sort of change his mind after feedback, i think that in any casego that that's a good thing. >> i mean, i , i would i would quarrel with you mildly overideb the idea of public information. because everything is almost public and you can find outy my phone number. unfortunately,number don't calle not putting it out. >> i knot thw i haveere.. fore w >> all right.e before we start our soap, eddie, i know you don't hate me. >> eddie, on wednesday night, da he sat in hiy s little cabin going. they said i was wrong.ending i am sending emails out across the country to get somebody to back him up. sr] in my defense, i didn't know that was what you're talking about because i wasn't listening. very disagreein so you were just agreeingthem with tom. it was like bohemian is .a word and i should mom you. but but, you know, you are justp being pettety and you are just like the little journalists. yeah. thebecause being suspended fore twittendr for seven days, if i was a child and instead of a , almostr , you're off twitter for seven days, i'd be like, please don't make a ten. like, whatever you do, that did it, was because it led is the reason why he did it was because it led to somebody crazy stalking him. i don't think if that woulded, r have happened, you probably would have donobe. but again, seven days. yeah, that's a first worldnt punishment. >> but my favorite is so. it is the ceo of a company going it it's it's pretty good if you just take a seven day break. yes. what kind of facetious from my product. anyways, it's bad and horrible. ge you it should be the best thing ever to get away from seven days because whitcome four do they keep coming back .i twis if yos isu write this is my last tweetee, it means this is not my last tweet. it's like that always talks about on tirhas and with someone post a picture of themhr crying just so people will say you're so out. i did.to tak i will nevere tell our viewerso to take a week off from thisw. show. they can't because i'm tooed to greedy. >> i neepad to payth off that ba >> i call it geraldo already. petty. well reca that's ss petty bahamians. you'll never forget that. you won't le t us .s. up next, slavery is illegal inhy the golden state, but they still want to compensat e. hi, hi. i'm mike huckabee, former governor of arkansas, and i'm here today to tell you about a hidden health crisis currently affecting nearly every american sleep deprivation. and that's why you need to know about relaxium sleep. you see, getting a good night's sleep helps support a healthy immune system, helps maintain a healthy blood pressure, healthy cardiovascular system. thankfully, relaxium sleeps formula is clinically proven to help you fall asleep faster ,stay asleep longer and wake up feeling refreshed. >> when i take relaxium sleep, i sleep better than i have in years. i wake up feeling alert like i've had the best night's sleep call today and get your very own risk free bottle of 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