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Day, including the latest bizarre developments from the life and fun times of former congressman, eric massa, and what might actually happen in d.c. if the president really tries to quit smoking. and later, a trip inside the "countdown" time capsule. the week that was for eric massa. everything you need to know in four minutes or less. and when rachel joins you at the top of the hour, her special guest, michael moore. his take on the state of health care reform and whats going on with the ef...

>> there you go. coming up, is honor dead in the republican party? consider the growing uprising of republicans who are sharply criticizing liz cheney. kenneth starr, yes, that kenneth starr. joins us to explain why liz cheneys views are shameful, even harmful. and later a big night of firsts at the oscars. the history you heard about and the history that you might have passed you by ahead on "countdown." there is. ♪ ice cold milk and an oreo cakester ♪ no. no, that is not -- no, that is w...

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