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>> you guys, we dont have to watch this. >> yeah, we do. >> come on. come on. >> wheres chip? why isnt he here yet? >> hell be here, okay? take a chill pill. >> this seemed like a really surprising way to get rachel to know how ross feels. >> i cant go to my own prom without a date. >> take her. you can wear my tux. >> dad, she wont want to go with me. >> shes learning something new and he thinks, oh, god, please dont let her see this. please dont let her see this. >> rachel, ready or not, here ...

The hand shake, please dont touch the queen and dont ask too many personal questions. >> selfies? >> no selfies. keep it on the weather, the brits love to talk about the weather. youre safe at that. >> the better story is the protests, the protesters who will show up in the uk next friday and we have pictures of this trump baby blimp that apparently got green lit to fly. >> this has been approved by the mayor of london, 16,000 pounds was raised in order to get this in the sky. it was protests la...

Lot of children were killed by gas. he fully understood. >> sean: i know you have a lot to do. mr. president, thanks for your time and congratulations. >> thank you very much, appreciate it. >> sean: coming up highlights from the presidents recent rallies. dont touch that dial. (vo) we came here for the friends. and we got to know the friends of our friends.

Lot of children were killed by gas. yeah, he fully understood. >> sean: i know you have a lot to do. l mr. president, thank you for joining joining me. >> president trump: i appreciate it. >> sean: coming up here and especially additional "hannity," highlights from the presidents most recent rallies. dont touch that dial. ♪

Kind of show "the tonight show" was. >> just pretend like youre talking to me till were off the air so it wont seem weird. >> okay. blah, blah, blah, blah. >> "the larry sanders show" was sort of cathartic. because in the world of "the larry sanders show," there was a network. >> you want me to [ bleep ] your budget? is that what you want me to do? >> so it became this weird funhouse mirror thing, where you could use stuff from your misery, your career, as fodder. >> dont take this as a threat b...

>> okay. more clothes in the dryer? >> i was dropping my daughter off for sunday school at our temple, and literally my rabbi stopped me and said, whats going to happen with ross and rachel? >> you look pretty tonight. >> oh, thanks. >> the one with the prom video is one of my favorites. >> you guys, we dont have to watch this. >> yeah, we do. >> come on. come on. >> wheres chip? why isnt he here yet? >> hell be here, okay? take a chill pill. >> this seemed like a really surprising way to get ra...

About how money isnt going to save him. >> no map is going to save you, neither is your glee club or fancy bel-air address or neither who your daddy is. when your drivering in a car in a strange neighborhood it doesnt matter, they only see one thing. >> now, dont touch that dial, were about to flip it for you to one of thissiers most talked about tv shows. it is as they a, on another network. fox. ♪ you can do what you want to do ♪ ♪ in living color >> ladies and gentlemen, keenan ivory wa...

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Alternative. we would never know what happened. >> sean: you get the last word. >> people like rosenstein and comey and strzok and lisa page and the whole gang are a symbol of corruption and how absolute power corrupts absolutely. >> sean: we have not been wrong on one thing. >> not yet. >> sean: and the media ignored. you deserve prizes. sarah carter a great job as always. dont touch that dial. i have an announcement. mark and i will make it next. straight ahead. if you have moderate to severe ...

We would never know what would have happened. >> sean: please mark that sara monologue. you get the last word. >> people like rosenstein and comey and strzok and lisa page and mccabe and the whole gang are a symbol of corruption and how absolute power corrupts absolutely. >> sean: we havent been wrong on one thing yet, have we? >> not yet. >> sean: is scary. the media ignored it. frankly, you guys deserve pulitzer prizes. i cant. wait for your book. good job as always. when we comedo back, dont ...