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>> the cyanide not a problem for them? >> they can tolerate all kinds of cyanide. the cyanide comes straight through in the poop. >> do they know how they get it through their system? >> were working on that. >> okay. what is the dew on the outside of it? just dew? >> careful. >> oh, dont touch. >> how is your finger feeling? >> i felt a little sharp, but like a fuzzy sharpness. >> yeah, fuzzy sharpness just wait a bit. >> its like fiberglass. >> its just like fiberglass actually. >> leave tiny ...

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Show, right? its like he-man meets arrested development? >> and the worst oversight finally corrected after all these years, congratulations to ru paul, at long last winning an emmy. >> dont touch that dvr. coming up, weve got the biggest, best, and baddest in big news, some spectacular moments in sports, and -- roll it! >> youre my judge? youre my judge? >> well go out for the worst night at the movies, the best blast off, and are you excited or is that a flaming phone in your pocket? "all the ...

>> thats right, father and son warrior weekend! >> son of zosh, what a weird show, right? its like he-man meets arrested development? >> and the worst oversight finally corrected after all these years, congratulations to ru paul, at long last winning an emmy. >> dont touch that dvr. coming up, weve got the biggest, best, and baddest in big news, some spectacular moments in sports, and -- roll it! >> youre my judg youre my judge? >>ll go out for the worst night at the movies, the best blast off, ...

>> its interesting because hes making the argument that many people have made on this particular show and have been, you know, sort of castigated for saying or thinking you were anti-trump for saying just whats in this emoluments clause. emily, you know, trump supporters have been really loyal to donald trump right now. if he doesnt clear this up, could that change? could support for him in the oval office change? >> i think it has to be something thats personal enough to many of the supporters....

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But, dont touch downed power lines. dont get close to downed power lines. if you have a downed power line call your utility company to let them know theres a down power line. caller your sheriff. do not touch downed power lines. they can kill you. dont go into standing water. theres no reason to go into standing water. while the storm is still on, dont go outside. i mean theres going to be debris. think about it we have over 100-mile-per-hour winds still hitting us in some areas. if a tornado ap...

>> yeah, watch. >> hopefully thats not an editorial statement. >> look. this is the kind of bamboo chute that the lemurs loved. its full of protein, and its full of cyanide. >> is cyanide not a problem for them? >> they can tolerate all kinds of cyanide. the cyanide comes straight through in the poop. >> do they know how they get it through their system? >> were working on that. >> what is the dew on the outside of it? just dew? >> careful. >> oh, dont touch. >> how is your finger feeling? >> it...

Full of cyanide. >> the cyanide not a problem for them? >> they can tolerate all kinds of cyanide. the cyanide comes straight through in the poop. >> do they know how they get it through their system? >> were working on that. >> okay. what is the dew on the outside of it? just dew? >> careful. >> oh, dont touch. >> how is your finger feeling? >> i felt a little sharp, but like a fuzzy sharpness. >> yeah, fuzzy sharpness just wait a bit. >> its like fiberglass. >> its just like fiberglass actuall...

Marginalization of the candidates dumbing it down, bringing them to a point where they dont look as presidential. >> shouldnt they just rise above? >> have they redefined what is "presidential"? >> exactly. that is their fault. do you fault, you know, clinton for putting on the dark glasses and playing the saxophone on arsen arsenio? no, i guess you wouldnt. but my point is, its just a cautionary one, not one thats condemning, just cautionary that i think to everyones point you have to be smart ...